Tahadhari kwa wanaume msiopenda kuharibiwa mood na madada...

[XII Tz]

Neno mkuu lina maana gani siku hizi?

Otea ..

 

[Fall Army Worm]

hakikisha humpi salamu mwanamke au mdada yeyote mwenye sifa zifuatazo kama huna gari;
.asiye msomi, mwenye muonekano usio wa kisomi (wasomi wanaonekana, nimeeleweka)
.asiye na sura ya kuvutia, mweusi!!!
.anaeonekana mwongeaji sana (hata kama yuko mwenyewe nahisi anaonekana tu)
.ambae kama umemface akikukaribia anaonesha dalili ya kupita kando na wewe
.ambae akikukarbia anavuta mdomo, hata kama hamfahamiani
.kasuka nywele nyingine zina hang kufunika jicho moja
.anaemiliki simu kali zaidi eg iphone na anatembea kaishikilia mkononi
.kabla hajakupita anatizama kando...
Madada ya hivyo hayaitikiagi salamu, utakuja kunambia!! labda yaishie kukutukana tu!!
siwapendi wadada we acha tu!!

Pole Mkuu Naona Kuna mdada alikupiga na kitu kizito kichwani.

 

[honey bee]

hakikisha humpi salamu mwanamke au mdada yeyote mwenye sifa zifuatazo kama huna gari;
.asiye msomi, mwenye muonekano usio wa kisomi (wasomi wanaonekana, nimeeleweka)
.asiye na sura ya kuvutia, mweusi!!!
.anaeonekana mwongeaji sana (hata kama yuko mwenyewe nahisi anaonekana tu)
.ambae kama umemface akikukaribia anaonesha dalili ya kupita kando na wewe
.ambae akikukarbia anavuta mdomo, hata kama hamfahamiani
.kasuka nywele nyingine zina hang kufunika jicho moja
.anaemiliki simu kali zaidi eg iphone na anatembea kaishikilia mkononi
.kabla hajakupita anatizama kando...
Madada ya hivyo hayaitikiagi salamu, utakuja kunambia!! labda yaishie kukutukana tu!!
siwapendi wadada we acha tu!!

Sorry, hizi zilikuwa ni hasira!!! Sometimes wanaboa bhana!! Nimeamua niwasamehe!!
Walete maringo tena waone! Tutahama tuwaachie dunia, au mnasemaje wakuu!!

 

[Bengal]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

Baharia vipi, umekutwa na janga Gani🤔.

 

[honey bee]

Baharia vipi, umekutwa na janga Gani.

Naombeni mnitumie nakala ya cheti cha kuzaliwa cha mwanamke ambaye anaitwa honey bee ili nithibitishe ukweli. Sio mnaongea tu!

 

[BROKE BOYS]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

One man down

 

[DeepPond]

Ushauri batili huu.
Haupaswi kuchukua na mwanaume yeyote lijali.

Hamna mwanaume yeyote duniani anaweza jiita HONEY BEE

 

[kabanga]

Yaani nisalimie tu....

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[Nas Jr]

Mleta uzi kwenye uzi wake mmoja alisema anatumia acc moja na Mke wake...

Sijui kufungua acc Jeiefu siku hizi imekuwa kazi sana...

 

[Ncha Kali]

Mkuu wewe ni dada.!??

Nakemea ubaguzi bila kujali jinsia.

 

[Mahondaw]

Kaazi kweli kweli!!!

 

[honey bee]

Ushauri batili huu.
Haupaswi kuchukua na mwanaume yeyote lijali.

Hamna mwanaume yeyote duniani anaweza jiita HONEY BEE

Naomba kueleweshwa jinsi ya kubadili jina jf

 

[honey bee]

Ushauri batili huu.
Haupaswi kuchukua na mwanaume yeyote lijali.

Hamna mwanaume yeyote duniani anaweza jiita HONEY BEE

Mbona Mimi nimejiita sasa!

 

[DeepPond]

Naomba kueleweshwa jinsi ya kubadili jina jf

Wasiliana na Moderator

 

[Nyalotsi]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

 

[witnessj]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

Hahahahaha

Haki wanaume wa dar nyoko sana

 

[witnessj]

hili ni li gay

Halafu ana hasira na wanawake kinoma

 

[Detective J]

Copy that Alpha, rescue team on their way. Over

Nah this one doesnt need rescue. Tell QRF to hold the position. He will make it on his own

 

[mwelyaaa]

Ushauri batili huu.
Haupaswi kuchukua na mwanaume yeyote lijali.

Hamna mwanaume yeyote duniani anaweza jiita HONEY BEE

Lijali=Rijali

Next time uwe makini kaza ulimi mtoto wa kiume

 

[Balqior]

Hahahahaha

Haki wanaume wa dar nyoko sana

Hivi kwanini mk*ndu ukiwasha mbele za watu, huwezi kuukuna mbele za watu? witnessj