Tahadhari kwa wanaume msiopenda kuharibiwa mood na madada...

[honey bee]

Hakikisha humpi salamu mwanamke au mdada yeyote mwenye sifa zifuatazo kama huna gari:

• Asiye msomi, mwenye muonekano usio wa kisomi (wasomi wanaonekana, nimeeleweka)
• Asiye na sura ya kuvutia, mweusi
• Anaeonekana mwongeaji sana (hata kama yuko mwenyewe nahisi anaonekana tu)
• Ambaye kama umemface akikukaribia anaonesha dalili ya kupita kando na wewe
• Ambaye akikukarbia anavuta mdomo, hata kama hamfahamiani
• Kasuka nywele nyingine zina hang kufunika jicho moja
• Anaemiliki simu kali zaidi eg iphone na anatembea kaishikilia mkononi
• Kabla hajakupita anatizama kando.
• Madada ya hivyo hayaitikiagi salamu, utakuja kunambia!! labda yaishie kukutukana tu

Siwapendi wadada wewe acha tu!

 

[XII Tz]

Pole sana mkuu ..

 

[Restless Hustler]

Mjini Mimi hata wanaume wenzangu siwasalimii. Labda kama tunafahamiana

 

[Watu8]

Unasalimia kila mdada kwani umekuja mjini leo?

 

[Balqior]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

 

[Lenie]

Mbona unajipa tabu, kwani hao uliowataja wana shida na salamu yako?

 

[Ismoo]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

hili ni li gay

 

[Detective J]

Hiv kwan lazima utembee na wote? A man got to have standard. Si kila mtu unaweza date naye

 

[Vishu Mtata]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

Copy that Alpha, rescue team on their way. Over

 

[Mr Devil]

Kwema uko ?

 

[Mr muhuni]

Hayo ni yako yeyote atakae katisha mbele yangu kama naona anastshili salamu nampa

 

[Peramiho yetu]

Honey bee?

Mm nilidhan we n KE

TUMEKUSIKIA MKUU

 

[Hum B]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

Roger that ova

 

[Atoto]

Kwahiyo wewe unakaa barabarani kusalimia wadada wenye iphone?

 

[tibe_j]

Wewe ni Supu au ni zile Chapati mbili?

 

[Kingfisher]

Ushatukanwa weye

 

[keynessian]

Mwanaume unajiita honey bee? One man Down, i repeat, one man down, we need a rescue team! may day, may day

Copy that..

 

[Michelle98]

Yaan ww unaacha kufanya kilichokupeleka road, unakaa ukichunguza wat na kuwasalimia jamn n nn hiki..........🤨 jifunze kuangalia yanayokuhusu​

 

[Smart911]

Ngoja waje kuchukua muongozo...

 

[copernicucci98]

Pole sana mkuu ..

Neno mkuu lina maana gani siku hizi?