Stupid question, stupid answer

[Excel]

{1}Mtu anakukuta unafyatua matofali,anakuuliza;naona unafyatua matofali au vipi?,unamjibu;[hapana,ninaoka mikate!]
{2}Mtu anakukuta unavuta sigara,anakuuliza;na wewe unavuta sigara?,unamjibu;[hapana,hii ni chaki inaungua!].>>
{3}Mkeo anakuta namba ya mwanamke mwingine kwenye simu yako,anang'aka;niambie,na huyu ni nani?,unamjibu;[soma jina lake,si limeandikwa hapo!].

you are so excel.

 

[felinda]

Mtu anakuona unaendesha gari, anakuuliza shost nawe unajua kuendesha gari? JIBU hapana najua kuharisha tu.

 

[Kakajambaz Jr]

Mtu anakuuliz "Haya mavi ya ng' ombe kanya nani?" Unamjib kanya tembo

 

[utafiti]

Mmekutana njiani...
< Hivi ni wewe au nimekufananisha?
> Itakua ni mimi umenifananisha

< Umepotea sana ndugu yangu,upo kweli?
> Ni kweli nimepotea,ndo naenda kureport polisi wanisaidie kujitafuta

< Mbona una majibu ya kunya hivyo?
> Majibu ya kujamba nimeishiwa yamebaki ya kunya tu

Majibu haya mnaweza kupelekana polisi

 

[SaaMbovu]

Mtu anafika hospital na kukukuta upo kwenye foleni kisha anakuuliza vp unaumwa? unamjibu hapana nauza sura tu na washkaji hapa..

Akikuuliza una umwa. Mjibu sina umwa. Labda nikutafutie hiyo umwa kwa Docta.

 

[dagii]

Hivi nyie humu ndani kama paradiso aisee,stress free jamii forum

 

[scorptag]

Safi saaana,qwa qwa qwaaah!

Imetulia hyoo

 

[scorptag]

Unamuhuliza mpenzi wako sasa hivi uko wapi" unasikia akijibu kwa ujasiri nipo mbinguni" ehe

Yaaan hapa machozi yanamwagka kwa kichekooo

 

[Excel]

A; Nasikia wa Bongo ukiwauliza swali mpaka nao wakuulize hawawezi to jibu, Ni kweli?

B; Wewe nani kakwambia?

kwani wewe umesikia wapi?

 

[Benaire]

Umepata ajali,mkeo anapewa taarifa anapiga simu huku analia
"Mume wangu umekufa"?
Unamjibu: Ndio mke wangu

 

[RR]

Unaangalia soka....mtu anakutxt kuuliza updates. ...unamjibu
bila bila dakika ya 70....
Yeye anauliza tena...kipndi kipi?

 

[Arushaone]

Unaangalia soka....mtu anakutxt kuuliza updates. ...unamjibu
bila bila dakika ya 70....
Yeye anauliza tena...kipndi kipi?

Teh ! teh ! teh !

 

[mgonjwa]

Mtu anakupigia simu ucku saa saba unapokea anakuuliza umelala nini ?? ...... unamjibu hapana niko nje naota jua

 

[Jobalo josiah]

Mtu anafika hospital na kukukuta upo kwenye foleni kisha anakuuliza vp unaumwa? unamjibu hapana nauza sura tu na washkaji hapa..

Namjibu naenda kupiga kura.

 

[maisara]

stori zimenoga anakupiga bega anakwambia eeh hee usiniambie! ! huku akikukodolea macho mimi nanyamaza.

Haaahaahaa

 

[OZILY]

Mtu anakuja kukupokea stend anakuuliza "umerudi??!"...mpe jibu

 

[nemic4u]

Unaangalia soka....mtu anakutxt kuuliza updates. ...unamjibu
bila bila dakika ya 70....
Yeye anauliza tena...kipndi kipi?

Unamjibu ni Isidingo.....

 

[RR]

Upo mchumba?
Hebu kuja tukaangalie isineed the dingo....

Unamjibu ni Isidingo.....

 

[RWEYONGEZA MUTTA]

Ukisifiwa 'wewe jembe' au ukiitwa ' wewe jembe' mjibu
Nikodi nikainue sector ya kilimo

 

[Neybro]

Mtu anakuja kukupokea stend anakuuliza "umerudi??!"...mpe jibu

hapana ndio naenda na ww unanisindikiza