Slaa ameshafika Marekani?

[Mwita25]

Hivi huyu mzee ameshawahi kufanya hata safari moja kwenda ughaibuni ukiachilia Italia ambako alipatia upadri? Maana kila siku namsikia yupo hapahapa tu Bongoland. Unajua waswahili husema tembea uone.

 

[bi mkora]

Hivi huyu mzee ameshawahi kufanya hata safari moja kwenda ughaibuni ukiachilia Italia ambako alipatia upadri? Maana kila siku namsikia yupo hapahapa tu Bongoland. Unajua waswahili husema tembea uone.

Sidhani kama wewe ni mtoto wa mzee mwita, nenda kamuulize mama yako kuwa baba yako ni nani?

 

[Victoire]

Wewe mpuuzi kweli,kwani marekani ndo paradiso?

 

[Mwita25]

<span style="font-family: fixedsys">Sidhani kama wewe ni mtoto wa mzee mwita, nenda kamuulize mama yako kuwa baba yako ni nani?</span>

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I know you

 

[ZeMarcopolo]

Mura, we mbona mchokodhi hivyo?!!!!!!!!

 

[OTIS]

Mura,waelekea kwenye udini sasa.

 

[Mr Suggestion]

Badilisha jina mzee kwani wakurya ninaowajua mimi hawana upeo mdogo wa kufikiri kama wewe, any way labda mkurya wa jina tu ila sio wa nyamongo.

 

[SMU]

Hivi huyu mzee ameshawahi kufanya hata safari moja kwenda ughaibuni ukiachilia Italia ambako alipatia upadri? Maana kila siku namsikia yupo hapahapa tu Bongoland. Unajua waswahili husema tembea uone.

Hata London (kwenye suti) hajawahi kupelekwa!

 

[rosemarie]

Hivi huyu mzee ameshawahi kufanya hata safari moja kwenda ughaibuni ukiachilia Italia ambako alipatia upadri? Maana kila siku namsikia yupo hapahapa tu Bongoland. Unajua waswahili husema tembea uone.

aisee!mkuu yule babako uliyemwacha kijijini alishafika kwenye kale katown kenu au anafia kule kwa dengerua?

 

[Radhia Sweety]

Wewe mpuuzi kweli,kwani marekani ndo paradiso?

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Naomba usimtukane Mwita babu eeeeh, huna hata haya

 

[bi mkora]

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I know you

kwa iyo?

 

[Mb-one]

Hivi huyu mzee ameshawahi kufanya hata safari moja kwenda ughaibuni ukiachilia Italia ambako alipatia upadri? Maana kila siku namsikia yupo hapahapa tu Bongoland. Unajua waswahili husema tembea uone.

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nyie wakurya mkishafka dar bac matatizo ma2pu,we slaa aende kwa obama kufanya nin

 

[Mwita25]

<span style="font-family: fixedsys">kwa iyo?</span>

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Kwahiyo get yourself prepared to face my music.

 

[rosemarie]

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Kwahiyo get yourself prepared to face my music.

mkuu kuna tetesi eti yule dingi yako mamako alidanganyia mimba,nasikia babako anatoka kile kijiji cha pili,au nipasue pwaa??

 

[bi mkora]

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Kwahiyo get yourself prepared to face my music.

usinifundishe uoga wewe ni panya mdogo sana.

 

[Taifa_Kwanza]

We Jamaa unamambo ya Kike kweli kweli

 

[Victoire]

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Naomba usimtukane Mwita babu eeeeh, huna hata haya

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Tusi lipo wapi?na ww unaona kufika marekani ni big deal?

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Hivi huyu mzee ameshawahi kufanya hata safari moja kwenda ughaibuni ukiachilia Italia ambako alipatia upadri? Maana kila siku namsikia yupo hapahapa tu Bongoland. Unajua waswahili husema tembea uone.

Huyu leo hapa ameonesha mwisho wa uwezo wake wa kufikiri, na sikutarajia kama utajidharaulisha kufikia viwango hivi, mimi binafsi nimekwenda marekani mara kadhaa lakini sioni mantiki ya hili swali lako la kipuuzi, sio kwa sababu umeuliza kuhusu Dr Slaa bali kwa sababu umejidharirisha kupita kiasi.

 

[SMU]

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Naomba usimtukane Mwita babu eeeeh, huna hata haya

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Kwahiyo get yourself prepared to face my music.

We Jamaa unamambo ya Kike kweli kweli

Pheeeeeeeewww!

 

[Babkey]

''Da! Kweli,tembea uone mwanaume akinunuliwa suti na kulipiwa chumba na mwarabu''