# Simple romance mathematics

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### zedonMember

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SIMPLE ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs.
A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesnt need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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### KitukoJF-Expert Member

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Kaaaazi kwelikweli

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Mmmmh!!

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Man Zedon,
tumeenda vizuri koote hadi chini,kasoro hapo kwenye red ndo ume nitisha Mkuu!

Shida huwa ninini hadi iwe hivyo?
Mbona mi niko married, lakini siko willing hata kidogo kufanya hayo usemayo?

I thught the opposite would function best!

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huu ni mfano hai kabisa, ex: Xpin + ZD,
hahahahaaaaaaaa

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Dont tell me!!
You mean these guys are a couple?

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habari ndio hiyo mkuu, mbona wapo wengi.
wacha nikumwagie sasa hapa:

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Gorgie Porjie na wewe na sweetbaby wako nlokupigia debe mpaka koo likanikauka where do you fall??

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nimekumbuka form one- D

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### danboyNew Member

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