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They see you wet from the bathroom, they ask were you taking a bath
The answer : No I was sleeping.

They see you sleep yet they ask, are you sleep
The answer : No I'm in a coma.

Your boyfriend visit you at your apartment with bunch of flowers yet you ask him, Darling are those flowers?
The answer : No honey they are carrots.

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From a waiter to a couple.
QN:A table for two yes?
ANS:No just for one my wife will sit on my sholders."
QN:Were you sitting here?
ANS:No my imaginary friend ghosty was.
Someone sees you wearing a cloth and asks
QN:Are you wearing that.?
ANS:No i'm planning to go out naked.
Teh teh teh
 
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Akiuliza ni saa ngapi (huku akionyesha sehemu anapaswa kuvalia saa mkononi mwake)?
 
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swali: utaondoka saa ngapi?
Jibu: sifahamu nitaondoka saa ngapi, ukiona nimeondoka uangalie saa.
 
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Or
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QN:You haven't caught any fish have you?
ANS:No i've caught a million,they are just playing in the water.
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From a student to a teacher.
QN:Can i go to the toilet?
ANS:I dont know!can you?
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QN:Is that yours
ANS:No i stole it.
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From a stopped driver to a traffic police.
QN:Did i do something wrong?
ANS:No today we just decided to charge people who do right things!CHEERS
 
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It's twelve o'clock in the afternoon and a guy asks his friend
Qn: is that the sun shining so brightly today?
Ans: I don't know, I'm not from this town!
 
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Or mayb this.
A doctor sees a patient and asks him.
How are you doing today?
I feel great,i just love your company!Yes i'm not doing well that's why i'm here jerk.
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Someone asks
'hey are you gonna eat that?"
No i'm going to freeze it and put it on my wall.
 

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