A couple went to a sex therapist's office at ABC Hospital. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse, " and charged them MK800 for consultation. This happened several for weeks. The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and Then leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?" The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Hotels charges MK12,500, Logdes charges Mk5,000, Decent rest houses charges Mk1,500. BUT We do it here for Mk800, AND I PAY THAT THROUGH MASM AND DOC, YOU ARE A FREE WATCHMAN WITH HIGH SECURITY IN THE WORLD, SO DOC CAN I BOOK ANOTHER APPOINTMENT FOR MONDAY AT 14HRS?