If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?