Political humour!: Nimeanza kumuelewa Mkuu wa Mkoa kwa style hii!

Andrew Mushi

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Je Huyu ni Mkuu wa mkoa wa Dar au Mayor wa New York? Hayo ni baadhi ya maswali niliyoulizwa na cousin wangu wa miaka 10.

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My little cousin pay me a visit today, he ask me this question after seeing the official picture of Mh Makonda on winter jacket celebrating his 1 year anniversary in the office, he asked, where is he from ? London or New York?

And I said to him, he is from Dar?

He goes on to ask further question, Who is he ? He must be an important person! He exclaimed!

I said yes, he is important person in our country, a regional commissioner of Dar like a mayor in London or New York.

His face was like, what the heck!

After seeing his curiosity, I probe him with a question, what's the problem..

He goes on to say, that a little bit silly to dress like that, it is really hot here !

I told him Yah! The weather must be different in RC office, you know! The AC must have fooled him sometime, thinking he is in winter land.

He finished by saying, I would have understand if he would have dress up in summer attire or having picture taken with the Backdrop of Dar city or more importantly with the people he represent..

I said to him, my cousin you should be his stylist!

He said Nah! He should have asked Diamond..

Proud of you kwa mambo mapya Mkuu wangu wa Mkoa..hongera kwa mafanikio!

You can find quite similar jacket in GHgate shops

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Hebu tuandikie kiswahili tuelewe, kwani kunaubaya kutumia picha uliyopiga paris?
 
Tuenzi lugha yetu mkuu
On light note,
Nakubaliana na wewe Mkuu, lkn Mh Makonda ndie alieanza, anaongea na wana Dar na koti la baridi, sisi tumeelewa vipi? Lol

Yeye kaanza mistari sisi twamalizia tu ndugu...

Unajua huu uongozi unatuchanganya akili, ama sivyo tusiposhituka tutaishia milembwe, inabidi tucheke tu, mambo serious hawataki
Kuyasikiliza wao comedy ndio kwao, na sheria msumeno only if ....

Relax Mkuu laugh it off, tuendelee na maisha..

Wale stand up comedy Kama idris sultan washapata mistari ya kuanzia hapo..

Mashara ya kisiasa tu haya...
 
Na huyu mshauri proxy, nae ametuletea picha ya mijeledi ambayo ndio style iliyotumiwa kipindi cha utumwa kupiga na kuadhibu mababu zetu, ktk mashamba makubwa kipindi hicho nchini US..

Ndio anatufananisha sisi na wanyama kama walivyofananishwa mababu zetu, yaani nyumbu.. inadaiwa hiyo ni akili kubwa..


Sasa nani wa kulaumiwa Mkuu? Nani mchochezi?

Na hapo we have to find a humour kutuliza hizi frustration zetu



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One year annivesary.

One year. Yaani umekaa ofisini mwaka mmoja tu unajipongeza.

Ila lazima ajipongeze maana amekua kwenye hiyo nafasi huku akitumia jina na vyeti visivyo vyake.

Jamaa amefanikiwa kumpumbaza kila mwanaccm, watakwambia tu sasa kwanini asijipongeze.
Utadhani yeye amewahi kujipongeza.
 
Hahahaha cousin amewadharu wakazi wote wa Dar kuongozwa na Bashite.

Muonyeshe cousin wako na hii picha hapa
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