Bubu Msemaovyo
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- May 9, 2007
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"I would say I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."
The teacher fainted
asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"I would say I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What
about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I
really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet
after dinner."
The teacher fainted
