PERFECT ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS.... 1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! Im training to die:s 2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed? A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride. >:O 3. When Its raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain? A: No, in the next one.=-? 4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake? A: No. I'm sleep walking!(=| 5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you? A: At the bus stop!:/ 6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath? A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl! 8-| 7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up? A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y) 8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers? A: No baby! They are Carrots.:* 9. Youre in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there? A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!