Tetesi: Paul Makonda kuwa Makamu wa Rais 2020/2025

[fazam]

Kwa samia kuwa mgombea zenji inawezekana ila kwa Makonda umebugi sana,

Yaan hii tetesi hata Magufuli atakuwa anaishangaa maana ataiona hapa JF haha, itamfanya ayaache mafaili yanayomzonga kitandani kwanza aitafakari

mgombea zenji inasemekana ni yule waziri ambaye ni mtoto wa raisi mstaafu ambaye siku hizi huenda ikulu kumsifia raisi

 

[Mkomavu]

Mkuu Chige wazanzibari wanaonewa sana lakini ukweli ni kwamba hadi huko visiwani wajinga wapo.
Hivi mtu kama Jecha unamweka kwenye kundi gani labda ?? Yaani waTZ tuna majanga sana....

Alaaniwe mzee Lodi lofa

 

[Mkomavu]

Hahahaha, daah siku ukiibiwa ule kuna watu wanaweza kufa.

Ule mwenge unawafanya viserengeti kina Barbarossa kuwa misukule ya kudumu

 

[Chige]

Hahahaha, daah siku ukiibiwa ule kuna watu wanaweza kufa.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Yaani umenipa bonge la tv script idea! Wallah tena, hivi una habari kuibiwa kwa Mwenge wa Uhuru na kutojulikana ni wapi ulipo ni bonge la story kuliko BoT Robbery?!

Najua Bodi ya Filamu wanaweza kuleta fitina but still it's a worthy story to write!

Who stole the Uhuru Torch?

Where is it hidden?

Why did he (they) still it?

How did he (they) still it?

Who're the prime suspects?

Is it just a crime like any other crime or a sabotage?

Are there any other people and/or probably organisations behind the crime/sabotage?

Who're they and why are they involved?

Any possible international involvement?

When was it stolen? Jibu: Siku moja kabla ya kuwashwa na kuanza kukimbizwa

Was it a mere coincidence that it's stolen in the last minute before it's launched or the perpetrators have a reason?

Dah! Maswali yanayohitaji kujibika ni mengi mno kiasi kwamba, kuibiwa kwake hakupaswi kutengenezea movie bali full season series!!

And what if during the hunt, serikali ya Magu inaanza kushika uchawi watu na taasisi mbalimbali! First suspect, CHADEMA tu hao manake kila siku walikuwa wanaupinga Mwenge wa Uhuru! Mara oh, mataifa ya nje yanayotuonea kijicho umoja na mshikamano wetu ndio wamehusika! Mara kaiba huyu; mara wale kabla hatimae haijafahamika kumbe ni Mateja tu ndio waliiukwiba mwenge wetu ili eti wakauze kama chuma chakavu!!

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Yaani umenipa bonge la tv script idea! Wallah tena, hivi una habari kuibiwa kwa Mwenge wa Uhuru na kutojulikana ni wapi ulipo ni bonge la story kuliko BoT Robbery?!

Najua Bodi ya Filamu wanaweza kuleta fitina but still it's a worthy story to write!

Who stole the Uhuru Torch?

Where is it hidden?

Why did he (they) still it?

How did he (they) still it?

Who're the prime suspects?

Is it just a crime like any other crime or a sabotage?

Are there any other people and/or probably organisations behind the crime/sabotage?

Who're they and why are they involved?

Any possible international involvement?

When was it stolen? Jibu: Siku moja kabla ya kuwashwa na kuanza kukimbizwa

Was it a mere coincidence that it's stolen in the last minute before it's launched or the perpetrators have a reason?

Dah! Maswali yanayohitaji kujibika ni mengi mno kiasi kwamba, kuibiwa kwake hakupaswi kutengenezea movie bali full season series!!

And what if during the hunt, serikali ya Magu inaanza kushika uchawi watu na taasisi mbalimbali! First suspect, CHADEMA tu hao manake kila siku walikuwa wanaupinga Mwenge wa Uhuru! Mara oh, mataifa ya nje yanayotuonea kijicho umoja na mshikamano wetu ndio wamehusika! Mara kaiba huyu; mara wale kabla hatimae haijafahamika kumbe ni Mateja tu ndio waliiukwiba mwenge wetu ili eti wakauze kama chuma chakavu!!

Hahahahahaha,
Ifanyie kazi bwana Chige. Itakuwa bonge la kitu aiseee.

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Ule mwenge unawafanya viserengeti kina Barbarossa kuwa misukule ya kudumu

Hahahahhaha,
Comrade umeona eeh?

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Alaaniwe mzee Lodi lofa

Lile lizee silipendi kinoma.

 

[Mkomavu]

Lile lizee silipendi kinoma.

Nasikia yeye ndiye mrithi wa baba wa taifa tehe tehe teheeee

 

[KOGELO]

Kwani umeshakuwa na uhakika kuwa rais atatoka zanzibar

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Nasikia yeye ndiye mrithi wa baba wa taifa tehe tehe teheeee

Yaani ningekuwa na uwezo, lile zee acha tu

 

[Tabutupu]

Bashite atatekwa kabla ya 2025.

 

[tweenty4seven]

Hii kwanza sijaiamini pamoja na kuambiwa na watu zaid ya watatu ambao ni reputable lakin nimeona kwamba nisibeze lisemwalo lipo,

Kwamba mwaka 2020 Makonda anAkuwa rasmi Makamu w Rais, wakati Mama samia akipelekwa kugombea Urais Zanzibar,

Nikaendelea kujiuliza mbona makamu inabidi awe Mzanzibari? Sasa Makonda Nafasi hiyo anaingiaje?

Ngoja tusubiri muda utasema

Nami nimeambiwa nimeshindwa kuamini lakin nikaona bora nilete kwa wajuzi zaid hapa

Japo uhakika ni Samia kugombea zenji , ila ya makonda bado naitafakari

Labda makamu wa chama cha mchicha mwiba

 

[Asemavyo]

Hii hatari

 

[Omary Ndama]

Vingine ukiambiwa uwe unapotezea tu maana havina Hata chembe ya uwezekano...

Kwaccm inawezekana mkuu

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[Omary Ndama]

Mawazo yako yamegongana na yangu ili mwaka 2025 makonda anapewa nchi!

Mkatoliki hawezi kuongoza vipindi vinne mfululizo, lazima wawaachie bakwata vipindi viwili...labda 2035....

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[Omary Ndama]

Katiba mnayoizungumzia hii inayokanyagwa kanyagwa kila siku!!?

Nimeshangaa kuona mtu ameshindwa kuona hata mambo madogo kama hayo!! Yaani hata vifungu muhimu vya katiba yetu watu ni kama hawavijui!

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[MWANAKA]

Hii kwanza sijaiamini pamoja na kuambiwa na watu zaid ya watatu ambao ni reputable lakin nimeona kwamba nisibeze lisemwalo lipo,

Kwamba mwaka 2020 Makonda anAkuwa rasmi Makamu w Rais, wakati Mama samia akipelekwa kugombea Urais Zanzibar,

Nikaendelea kujiuliza mbona makamu inabidi awe Mzanzibari? Sasa Makonda Nafasi hiyo anaingiaje?

Ngoja tusubiri muda utasema

Nami nimeambiwa nimeshindwa kuamini lakin nikaona bora nilete kwa wajuzi zaid hapa

Japo uhakika ni Samia kugombea zenji , ila ya makonda bado naitafakari

Nahama nchi kabisa

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[BENJAMINI NATHANIEL]

Hii kwanza sijaiamini pamoja na kuambiwa na watu zaid ya watatu ambao ni reputable lakin nimeona kwamba nisibeze lisemwalo lipo,

Kwamba mwaka 2020 Makonda anAkuwa rasmi Makamu w Rais, wakati Mama samia akipelekwa kugombea Urais Zanzibar,

Nikaendelea kujiuliza mbona makamu inabidi awe Mzanzibari? Sasa Makonda Nafasi hiyo anaingiaje?

Ngoja tusubiri muda utasema

Nami nimeambiwa nimeshindwa kuamini lakin nikaona bora nilete kwa wajuzi zaid hapa

Japo uhakika ni Samia kugombea zenji , ila ya makonda bado naitafakari

Kama sifa zote

Hii kwanza sijaiamini pamoja na kuambiwa na watu zaid ya watatu ambao ni reputable lakin nimeona kwamba nisibeze lisemwalo lipo,

Kwamba mwaka 2020 Makonda anAkuwa rasmi Makamu w Rais, wakati Mama samia akipelekwa kugombea Urais Zanzibar,

Nikaendelea kujiuliza mbona makamu inabidi awe Mzanzibari? Sasa Makonda Nafasi hiyo anaingiaje?

Ngoja tusubiri muda utasema

Nami nimeambiwa nimeshindwa kuamini lakin nikaona bora nilete kwa wajuzi zaid hapa

Japo uhakika ni Samia kugombea zenji , ila ya makonda bado naitafakari

Kwa upande wangu naona anastahili kuwa makamo wa raisi wa jamhuri ya muungano wa tanzania kama atapewa nafasi hiyo kwani tumeona jitihada zake katika nafasi aliyonayo ya mkuu wa mkoa wa dar es salaam kwa kusimamia shunguli zote muhimu ambazo zinapaswa kushungulikiwa.

 

[manyanya mtemi]

Hahahaha
Nacheka kifala

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[vasilius]

Hii kwanza sijaiamini pamoja na kuambiwa na watu zaid ya watatu ambao ni reputable lakin nimeona kwamba nisibeze lisemwalo lipo,

Kwamba mwaka 2020 Makonda anAkuwa rasmi Makamu w Rais, wakati Mama samia akipelekwa kugombea Urais Zanzibar,

Nikaendelea kujiuliza mbona makamu inabidi awe Mzanzibari? Sasa Makonda Nafasi hiyo anaingiaje?

Ngoja tusubiri muda utasema

Nami nimeambiwa nimeshindwa kuamini lakin nikaona bora nilete kwa wajuzi zaid hapa

Japo uhakika ni Samia kugombea zenji , ila ya makonda bado naitafakari

Kwa mujibu wa katiba ya 1977 iliyofanyiwa marekebisho mara ya mwisho mwaka 2000 No. 47 ibara ya 3 niliyonayo inasema hivi "Mtu atateuliwa kugombea kiti cha Makamu wa Rais kwa kufuata kanuni kwamba endapo Rais wa Jamhuri ya Muungano atatoka sehemu moja ya Muungano, basi Makamu wa Rais atakuwa ni mtu anayetoka sehemu ya pili ya Muungano." Kwa hiyo hilo ni jambo ambalo haliwezekani achana nalo. Labda wabadili katiba ya sasa iliyopo hilo nalo pia ni gumu kutokana na ikidi iliyopo bungeni hawataweza kubadili chochote. Wasubiri tu kama watafanya uchafuzi wao wa 2020 ili wafanye watakavyo.