Njooni tujifunze Kingereza kwa kuandika na kuongea

Do you still wish to find someone that you can chart or even communicate with by using English language?

If yes . Then we can do it together , i have got audio books and English lessons here with me that may be we can use them to improve our English speaking abilities, to make it more interesting, i can hit you up sometimes and talk about different topics .

However , i have got friends from Australia and U.s that will be there to teach us and speak with us sometimes to check our progress .
I can't wait to start this program with you. Just hit me back if you are still interested .
 
Kama hiki?



FUNNY INTERVIEW

Officer : What Is Your Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Tell Me Properly.

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Father's Name ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir.

Officer : Your Native Place ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?

Candidate : No, Mani Pal Sir.

Officer : What Is Your Qualification ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : (Angrily)What Is It ?

Candidate : Metric Pass, Sir.

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : And What Does That Mean ?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir.

Officer : Describe Your Personality ?

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly..

Candidate : Mindblowing Personality Sir.

Officer : This Discussion Is Now over, You May Go
Now....

Candidate : M P. Sir.

Officer : huh..What Is It Now ??

Candidate : My Performance Sir.

Officer : M P.

Candidate : What Is That Sir. ....??

Officer : Mentally Punctured.

Candidate: M P. Sir.

Officer : Now What Is Thissss ????

Candidate: My Pleasure Sir.

Officer:who bought you here?

Candidate:M P SIR

Officer:Now what is this

Candidate:mummy papa sir


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Hahaha
 
english is the among of the most romantic langueage on the earth. do i make my self clear!(😆) can i get yes sir 👏. good
 
Hivi ipi sahihi kati ya hizi wakuu...?

I have a certificate from recognized institution au recognized institute...?

Na ipi bora zaidi kati ya kusema recgonized au government kwenye interview wadau...?

Thanks In Advance.
 
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