Ni mke wa mtu, ni mzuri, ANANITAKA nifanyeje?

[Elia]

tell your girlfriend about that woman, believe me she will take care of her.........................

I'm going to call her now.

 

[Mayasa]

Wengine huwa ni matapeli pia.. kuwa makini kaka. Usije mpa lift mara nyingine ukajikuta muhimbili umetundikiwa drip.. wala hujui umefikaje huna gari wala vilivyokuwemo ndani ya gari. So watch out..

 

[Elia]

Thanks Guys for your inputs! mmenipa wigo mpana wa kuweza kudeal na hili swala lengo langu kubwa ni kuhakikisha siingii kwenye mitego yake na kutenda dhambi. Naanza kuzifanyia kazi comments zenu jioni hii hii.. naogopa mke wa mtu

 

[emoshi]

bro jitahidi sana kutokuingia majaribuni even if she is cute kwani mchumba wako sio cute?

 

[chavka]

Utapotea kijana. urudi kwenu kwakijiji wake zawa2 nuhusi kweli acha kumpa lift or ish na dem wako japo kwa mwezi na anytime kuwa na p wako karibu

 

[RR]

Ooh that is being kind huh!?She is cute yeah....so what?

Uko salama?

 

[Mbu]

Nilimpa lift jumatano asubuhi wiki iliyopita. Anasoma chuo cha usimamizi wa hotel. Aliomba namba yangu ili ikiwezekana niwe nampa lifti siku moja moja hasa nyakati za asubuhi na jioni. Siku hiyo Jioni alinipigia simu kuniuliza kama nimetoka kazini ili nimsaidie lift. Bahati nzuri nilikuwa karibu kutoka ofcn, akaopt kunisubiri. On ourway home Aliniuliza ninaishi na nani, nikamjibu na wadogo zangu na nina mchumba yupo hapahapa Bongo ila hatuishi nae. Akasema yeye anaishi na mumewe na wana mototo mmoja wa miaka minne, mumewe ni mtu wa kusafiri sana safari za mikoani. Lakini Kuanzia hiyo j’tano she keep on trying to be close to me, also she asked my weekend plans. I managed to avoid meeting with her this weekend but I’m not sure if my strength to avoid her forever will persist longer coz she is so cute. Sina uhakika kama anataka mahusiano lakini ni ngumu kumkatalia akitaka. The way she talk, the way she look, the way she ask, her figure Uhhhhh! dud Nifanyeje na huyu mtu? Leo nilipanga sinta mpa-lift sikupokea hata simu yake asubuhi lakini nilipofika kituoni ikawa kama mbwa mbele ya chatu.

...'shuttle launch' the Journey to the Unknown hiyo kaka, kitufe cha start/stop kipo mkononi mwako.​

 

[kichwat]

..eh! bahati ilioje sheikh.
Namfahamu huyo dada, ndo maana siku hizi simuoni pale alipokuwa anashukia. So kwa kuwa namfahamu mchumba wako nakushauri 'wajibika' kwa huyo mke wa mtu wakati na mimi na'get bize' na mchumba wako. (kwanza ni mchumba tu, so hana uzito wowote) Cheers! God bless you!

 

[bht]

Uko salama?

Salimini

 

[Fugwe]

Yes bro! I promised myself kutotembea na mke wa mtu, help me how can i avoid her?

Sikiliza Elia,
Mle kwanza, ukimaliza utaona pamoja na uzuri wake yuko sawa au hamfikii kabisa mchumba wako kwa uroda, hapo ndio utaweza kutulia. Mara moja na usijenge kibanda tafadhali utakutwa. Hakuna aliyeiba mara moja akakamatwa (Sijui nimekupa ushauri wa kishetani???sijui)

 

[Edo]

Anauliza mipango ya week end? Sitaki kuamini huyo mpewa lifti ni mke wa mtu, hiyo itakuwa gia yake ya kutaka umuone ni mtu anayejiheshimu! Kuwa makini hiyo ni syndicate imekupania, na wanamjua demu wako vizuri tu!

 

[Ennie]

Yes bro! I promised myself kutotembea na mke wa mtu, help me how can i avoid her?

Simple,akikupigia usipokee,akituma msg usi reply,ukimkuta kituoni funga vioo,akitumia namba usiyoijua ukapokea kama asubuhi mwambie umeshapita kituoni na kama jioni mwambie umeshatoka na unakaribia nyumbani;hata kama hajui kusoma ataona picha na ataelewa somo kama kichwani yuko vizuri. Akikupigia akauliza kwa nini unamu avoid mwambie mchumba wako hafurahii lift unazompa na ukaribu wenu kwa hiyo ungefurahi kama angeacha kukupigia na kukutumia sms. Bora Lawama Kuliko Fedheha.

 

[Elia]

...'shuttle launch' the Journey to the Unknown hiyo kaka, kitufe cha start/stop kipo mkononi mwako.​

Thanks Nimekuelewa its matter of time

 

[Kaizer]

Dah...naona hapa kila mtu ana act innocent kabisaaa..

Dogo Elia, umesoma uzi wa Asprin wa kucheat responsibly? ni hayo tu

 

[The Finest]

Dah...naona hapa kila mtu ana act innocent kabisaaa..

Dogo Elia, umesoma uzi wa Asprin wa kucheat responsibly? ni hayo tu

Meaning that????

 

[The Finest]

Mkuu nafikiri unaweza kuepuka hayo majaribu, thou huko ulikoelekea hakupaswa kufika huko kabisa

 

[The Finest]

Sikiliza Elia,
Mle kwanza, ukimaliza utaona pamoja na uzuri wake yuko sawa au hamfikii kabisa mchumba wako kwa uroda, hapo ndio utaweza kutulia. Mara moja na usijenge kibanda tafadhali utakutwa. Hakuna aliyeiba mara moja akakamatwa (Sijui nimekupa ushauri wa kishetani???sijui)

I see!!!!

 

[Kaizer]

Meaning that????

hivi ile kazi Dogo inakuwaje mbona kama majukumu huyatekelezi ipasavyo?

 

[makirikiri-2]

Usimkwepwe tafakari dhamira yako!!na uishinde nafsi!!

 

[samito]

swali; ulimpa namba zako zote, tigo, voda, airtel na zain? kama ulimpa moja ipumzishe usiitumie, alafu kwa gari badili njia ya kupita ili usikumbane nae na ikitokea umekutana nae make sure unampa lift mtu wa tatu ili mazungumzo yake yasielekee kwenye mapenz, maana huu mwili wa kiume kusema NO inakuwaga ngumu sana, so jitaidi kumpiga chenga.