Newton

[X-PASTER]

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says " newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!

 

[Gamba la Nyoka]

hahahaha,this is fantastic!. Einstein should use the priciple of relativity to prove he is still NEWTON.

He would say that the moment i saw you the universe has already expanded in all dimensions of space and time ,so the area is so big that Newton per metre square was so negligible that i didn't recognize PASCAL, i only saw you mr NEWTON,
so NEWTON You are OUT!

hahahahahahaha

 

[TzPride]

Good scientific jokes..mmh at least you aren't 'gwins'

 

[Tuyuku]

Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa hizi jokes hadi raha!

 

[smart introvert]

hahahahahaha hii kali

 

[PEZE]

ng'wanaminza from igurubi nimekubari so fan ofukoz! bagosha amamunhu ginamasala yi!!

 

[Weera weraaaa]

Du!
Respect mkuu X-PASTER!

 

[Senior vampire]

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