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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... ..

Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ...

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.

Einstein's counting 1,2,3......97, 98,99.... .100..... ... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front....... .

Einstein says " newton's out..newton' s out....."

Newton denies and says "I am not out........I am not Newton...... "

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared..... . Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
 

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hahahaha,this is fantastic!. Einstein should use the priciple of relativity to prove he is still NEWTON.

He would say that the moment i saw you the universe has already expanded in all dimensions of space and time ,so the area is so big that Newton per metre square was so negligible that i didn't recognize PASCAL, i only saw you mr NEWTON,
so NEWTON You are OUT!

hahahahahahaha
 

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