EBAY FOR THE LADS Today's papers have some fun with Mike Ashley's decision to put Newcastle United up for sale via the internet. The Sun report that Ashley wants £100million for the relegated club and asked potential buyers to put offers in by email. Hold the back page... FOR SALE BY EMAIL The Daily Star say the club has become "an even bigger laughing stock", which is quite an achievement really, so at least Ashley can take heart. JOKE.CO.UK He's "heaped fresh ridicule" on Newcastle, according to the Daily Mirror, who add that Ashley has received a host of joke offers, including one from a Sunderland supporter who opened the bidding at 10p. SHEARER LEFT IN LIMBO AS THE 'FOR SALE' SIGNS GO UP AT NEWCASTLE Alan Shearer's position as manager is still in doubt, so say The Times, who also report that the club has "effectively put their entire first-team squad up for sale".