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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Toboamambo, Aug 4, 2008.

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    Toboamambo Member

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    Dinner Date

    During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:

    "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? Michael?"

    Michael: "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

    Teacher: "That would be rude and impolite!!!

    Teacher: "What about you Peter, how you would say it?"

    Peter: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
    Teacher: "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

    Teacher: And you Little Johnny are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?"

    Johnny: "I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

    The teacher fainted!!
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    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    Poor Johnny! funny isnt he!!
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    Misterdennis JF-Expert Member

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    Very very naughty ...