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New priest in town

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shishi, Nov 25, 2008.

  1. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, Ill quit!"

    Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had fallen.

    This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age.

    A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me theyve fallen."

    The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I dont know what youre laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!"
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    yaaicks priest anaua .. i wish someone had warned him before ... hakianani bora angempiga bastola??
  3. Eeka Mangi

    Eeka Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    Naingia chini ya meza boss asinione ninavyovunjika mbavu. Thnks guy you made my day!