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Never lie to Kids..,

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Freetown, May 19, 2009.

  1. Freetown

    Freetown JF-Expert Member

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    There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
    Beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers
    His private parts with a newspaper.
    The little girl says, "What's under there?"
    So the man answers, "A bird."

    The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When
    he wakes up, he is in a hospital and in great pain.
    A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What

    The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach
    and I fell asleep after talking to a little girl.
    The next thing I knew, I was in agonizing pain, I passed out and woke up here"
    So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go
    to the beach to find any witnesses.
    When they get there, they saw the little girl the
    man was talking about. So they ask her if she did
    anything to the man.

    She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but
    while he was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a
    while, it spit at me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest,
    and smashed its 2 eggs
  2. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    acha masihala duuh
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    si utani!!! jamaa kajitakia.
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Hako katoto kana laana
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    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    nimekasifu kamefanya kazi yake kwa uadirifu mkubwa vinginevyo huyo ndege angekauma.,
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    LeopoldByongje JF-Expert Member

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    Katoto kaliona ndege na kakacheza nae. Ndege huyo alistahili adhabu maana hakuwa na adabu. Kamtemea mtoto usoni bila mwenyewe kujua. Duhhhh haki ya nani!!!! kula tano basi.....