Never inter-marry unless you know the language of your spouse

Mtoto wa Mkulima

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Apr 12, 2007
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Lawyer : Have you any grounds?
Polish man : Yes,an acre and half and nice little home.
L. : No. I mean, what is the foundation of this case?Pm.: It made of concrete.
L. : I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?Pm.: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L. : I mean, what are your relations like?
Pm.: All my relations still in Poland.
L. : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?Pm.: We have hi-fidelity and good DVD player.
L. : Does your wife beat you up?Pm.: No, I always up before her.
L. : Is your wife a nagger?
Pm.: No, she white.
L. : Why do you want this divorce?
Pm.: She going to kill me!
L. :What makes you think that?
Pm.: I got proof.
L. : What kind of proof?
Pm.: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: " Polish Remover
 

mashoo

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Jul 25, 2007
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Lawyer : Have you any grounds?
Polish man : Yes,an acre and half and nice little home.
L. : No. I mean, what is the foundation of this case?Pm.: It made of concrete.
L. : I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?Pm.: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L. : I mean, what are your relations like?
Pm.: All my relations still in Poland.
L. : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?Pm.: We have hi-fidelity and good DVD player.
L. : Does your wife beat you up?Pm.: No, I always up before her.
L. : Is your wife a nagger?
Pm.: No, she white.
L. : Why do you want this divorce?
Pm.: She going to kill me!
L. :What makes you think that?
Pm.: I got proof.
L. : What kind of proof?
Pm.: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: " Polish Remover



This is hilarious...I love this JOKE, thanks for making me laugh b4 I go to bed[/SIZE][/SIZE].
 

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