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Never ever tempt woman!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Akili Unazo!, May 27, 2009.

  1. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

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    A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session.
    Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
    She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
    The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!"
    The woman keeps quiet and leaves.
    Two weeks later he picked her up at the
    airport and asked: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
    "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?"
    "What gift?" She asked."The one I asked for - the Mozambican
    girl, do you remember ?"Oh, that" she said.
    "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
    The husband fainted!
  2. J

    Joyceline JF-Expert Member

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    anafaint nini sasa asubiri zawadi yeke,( hii ipelekwe kwenye jokes)
  3. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    Who tempted who now?
    Huyo bwana alitoa ombi lenye utata, likatafsiriwa vingine.Siku nyingine atoe maelekezo yenye kueleweka kuepuka surprises.
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Kama kweli unampenda na kujali maamuzi yake, utamkubali mtoto..