A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you? The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!" The woman keeps quiet and leaves. Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?" "What gift?" She asked."The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember ?"Oh, that" she said. "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!" The husband fainted!