Ndoa; Kila Mtu Na Uzoefu Wake!

[Ibrah]

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Henny Youngman

'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
Sam Kinison

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous ​

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

 

[Haika]

you are quite right, especially:

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

 

[Sanda Matuta]

you are quite right, especially:

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

All in all i liked the HEADING of the thread,it says it all.

 

[Mbu]

'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

...khaaa...!? huyu kwa kweli ameshindwa kuishi kwa matumaini!

ndoa ni ushindi wa kifikra, matumaini kuzidi matarajio!

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi"
I like this one......

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
James Holt McGavran

Mh how far is this still valid? or what did he want to say here? please help.......... Transfer from where? to where?

 

[bAbiLoN]

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud




Man, huyu Sigmund Freud hajui kweli au anatuenjoy.......!
To help him, may be atry asking himself, what does he want
From a woman, then opposite yake.......

 

[Pascal Mayalla]

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

Man, huyu Sigmund Freud hajui kweli au anatuenjoy.......!
To help him, may be atry asking himself, what does he want
From a woman, then opposite yake.......

Huyu Sigmund Freud ni mtafiti na mwana Philosofia wa kwanza kuzama ndani ya mwili na roho (body&soul) na kuandika kitabu maarufu cha Dr. Jeckelly and Mr. Hyde ambao walikuwa ni watu wawili tofauti kumbe ni mtu huyo huyo mmoja anajibadilisha.
Katika moja ya tafiti zake akatafiti wanawake wanataka nini kwenye ndoa akakosa jibu muafaka kwa sababu kila anayehojiwa, alitoa jibu tofauti.
Thanks mwanzisha mada ukirudia rudia kusoma, unapata combined formular ya kudumisha ndoa. Asante tena

 

[Aunty Lao]

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud




Man, huyu Sigmund Freud hajui kweli au anatuenjoy.......!
To help him, may be atry asking himself, what does he want
From a woman, then opposite yake.......

So here Babilon u mean Don`t love her, care about her....au unamaanisha nini the opposites of a Man wants to a Woman! Tupe darasa kidogo.