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Ndio urafiki huu kweli??

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, Nov 15, 2010.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu mshkaji vipi?
    Eti anampigia demu wangu simu,fuatilia mazungumzo kwa ufupi:-

    Jamaa:shem samahani na maongezi nawe?
    baby: poa mda gani shem?

    jamaa:nambie mda gani utakuwa free wewe?
    baby: mie leo nipo napumzika ko sina kazi yoyote

    jamaa:poa tukutane saa tisa
    baby:poa, wapi?

    jamaa: ****** GUEST HOUSE
    baby:.......
    hakwenda na alikata nae mawasiliano,...

    Jamani ndo urafiki huu,huyu jamaa nikionana nae nifanyeje ati?
     
  2. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe si umemsimulia huyo frendi mavitus unayopewa sasa unamlaumu nani?.....muwage na siri mazee
     
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    Ferds JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja kwanza hii story haijaisha, wewe ulikuwepo wakati wanaongea na cm, isije jamaa kamega halafu kautosa mzigo ndio bibie anakusimulia,
     
  4. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Zamani sana nilimwambia mshikaji wangu demu wangu ana kitumbua kikubwa sana likawa kosa...sasa hivi ni mkewe na hataki hata nimwite shemeji
     
  5. NATA

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    hahahaaaaaa!
     
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    Ferds JF-Expert Member

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    mchelea mwana kulia hulia mwenyewe, sasa na wewe c ujirudishie mpira mwenyewe
     
  7. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    nia yake yaweza kuwa si mbaya sana labda anajua udhaifu wako anataka kukuimalishia ndoa
     
  8. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi R I P

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    Hivi ulikuwepo akipigiwa simu au umesimuliwa na demu wako
     
  9. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Nakwambiaje jamaa hataki hata niione sura ya mkewe...mwaka wa kumi huu
     
  10. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehehehehe
    Duh, hii kali kweli
    Mkishamega jamani usiwatangazie rafikizo ooh anakatika kweli, oooh anakula koni ile mbaya, oooh
    Jamani mengine tunajitafutia wenyewe
     
  11. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Haswa...mimi ningeshauri hata shemeji umtoe kwenye avatar yako...watu wengine hata busu wanamaindi
     
  12. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    iko kazi shemeji kula
     
  13. RR

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    Hivi kuna mtu anaweza kwenda kutongozea gesti kabisa eh......huyu ISC hatumhitaji...
     
  14. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Hilo jogoo kwenye avatar yako lenyewe linaomba mavituz kwa kukuz.......
     
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    Bongemzito Senior Member

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    Ilo nalo neno,anajilinda kisije kianuka na kwako
     
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    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Ila halitongozei gesti bana....linatafuta kamdudu katamu na kumwitia limpendaye...:bowl::bowl:
     
  17. GY

    GY JF-Expert Member

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    3- INFIDELATORS/INFIDELEETES wanatakiwa kushea-KIZURI KULA NA NDUGUYO!(hii sheria ni muhimu sana).ukimpata infideletee anaejituma sana gesti muhabarishe na mwenzio akamfaidi.SHARING IS CARING-KUGAWANA NI KUJALI

     
  18. TANMO

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    Mamaaaaaa, mbavu zangu:doh::doh::doh:
    Sasa anataka umwite nani?
     
  19. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    Sijui kama kitumbua kikubwa kina mvuto ....ninafikiri kuna mengi yaliyomvuta jamaa yako kule..............
     
  20. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hapo kweli hakuna urafiki, na kama walivyosema waliotangulia kosa tunalofanya ni kuwasimulia marafiki zetu mambo yetu ya siri
     
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