National Condom Week Slogans

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LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK ​

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1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP​

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2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER​

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3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY​

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4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT​

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5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER​

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6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG​

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7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.​

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8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY​

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9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE​

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10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER​

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11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK​

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12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT​

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13. WHLE YOUR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS​

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14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE​

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15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER​

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16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER​

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17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL​

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18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION​

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19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL​

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20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER​

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21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!​