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Natafuta mke wa kuoa! serious nat joking

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by alfanlully, Nov 12, 2010.

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    alfanlully New Member

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    Hellow guys! natafuta mke wa kuoa... naona muda wangu umefika...
    '
    sifa
    Awe mweupe soft color au black beauty.
    Asiwe anakunywa pombe, wala kuvuta sigara
    aswe changudoa,
    Awe amemaliza form four na kuendelea,
    Awe anajiheshimu pia na kuheshimu.
    Anayejua kucare, and understanding
    Awe na true love
    Sichagui kabila, mkoa wala dini
    Awe na umbo la kuvutia
    asiwe mnene awe wakat kma anaelekea kwenye model hiviumri 18 mpaka 23,

    Jinsi gani ya kunipata

    use dic 0789444546

    nitumie msg mie nitakujibu, usipige tafadhali wala kubip
     
  2. Gudboy

    Gudboy JF-Expert Member

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    kila la kheri kaka
     
  3. Lenana

    Lenana JF-Expert Member

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    sidhani kama u sahihi sana kutumia jamvi hili kumpata mwenzi wako wa maisha!
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    kwa mavigezo yako ukimpata humu mi najinyea hapa hapa bora uende mwenyewe street ukawaface
     
  5. queenkami

    queenkami JF-Expert Member

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    umri huo ulikua ukinitongoza nakusemea kwa kaka yangu na nilikua najiona mtoto mwenye kujali masomo yangu tu,wewe unamtafuta wa umri huo umuoe,wee mwenyewe una umri gani?
    hujasema chochote kuhusu wewe mbona?
     
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    Mpangamji JF-Expert Member

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    kazi unayo, huu wote ni uoga wa kutongoza au una jambo jingine. jikakamue mtoto wa kiume, jitoe muhanga, tongoza
     
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    doup JF-Expert Member

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    anamaanisha hapa ni mwanzo tu, na kuna ma-great thinker ambao wanawafahamu mabint huko mtaani wanaotamani kuolewa na vigezo vya jamaa wanavyo, bisi na msiweke kauzibe wapeni hiyo deal wachangamkie, yaani kama vile kutafuta kazi jukwaa husaidia
     
  8. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Mke wangu anavyo vyote, vipi nikuuzie mpwa!!! haya just kidding but my ushauri; usiende kutafuta mke kwa kutangaza vigezo, they are good pretenders waweza pata vigezo vya kichina na vikija chujuka ukimbie bure, tafuta kwene net mashairi ya Lucky Dube ya It's not Easy nafikiri utapata ushauri zaidi! au Julieth and Romeo!!
     
  9. Ndjabu Da Dude

    Ndjabu Da Dude JF-Expert Member

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    Pumbavu! Mijitu ya dizaini yako inaboaaaaaaaa! Ndiyo waleeee, wakiona kichaka tu, mavi yamebana wanataka kunya...Get some life Nigga! Nyambafu kabisa!
     
  10. Indume Yene

    Indume Yene JF-Expert Member

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    Ningekushauri utembelee blog ya kiswahili ya kutafuta marafiki (www.wabongomeet.blogspot.com) . Ninaamini urafiki ni muhimu kabla hujafikia hatua ya kufunga ndoa.
    Nakutakia mafaniko mema.
     
  11. Ustaadh

    Ustaadh JF-Expert Member

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    Huwezi kutafuta mke wa kuoa - unaweza kutafuta binti wa kuoa. Utaoaje mke? Yaani uoe aliyekwisha kuolewa? Mke=mwanamke aliyeolewa!
     
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    CalvinPower JF-Expert Member

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    mbona wewe hujaweka sifa zako? umesema huchagui kabila wala dini je chama cha siasa?akiwa mpinzani?
     
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    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Na siku hizi chama cha siasa ndio kinamata zaidi katika kumtafuta mwenza wa maisha kuliko dini+kabila.

    Aweke wazi ili warembo wanaotaka waende wakiwa wanajua anataka wa chama gani (chaka Chua Matokeo au Chadema?

    Jokin...... Lakini kusema kweli, huwezi kumpata mwenza wako wa maisha kwa matangazo kama haya, hasa ukizingatia katika ulimwengu tulionao sana, ni vigumu sana kutambua tabia halisi ya mtu, unless unamjua kwa muda mrefu, kiasi cha kujua anapo'pretend na anapokua real.

    Ushauri wangu, nenda street, tafuta mwenyewe mjuane kwanza, muende kwenye urafiki, then u'galifredi and boifredi, baadae mtakuwa wachumba, then mtakuwa mke na mume, not otherwise.
     
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani mkiona hivyo mjue huko kote amekwama (kwa sababu zozote zile) ndio maana kaja jamvini. Mfumo wa maisha hubadilika na mtandao ni sehemu ya mabadiliko, nashauri tusimkatishe tamaa ila tumpe ushauri utakaomsaidia baada ya kupata list ya anaowataka !
     
  15. Elli

    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Nenda kwenye nyumba za ibada waone viongozi wako wa dini, lazima watakupatia list ya wadada wanaotafuta wachumba, niliitwa na mtumishi flani hivi miaka ilee kabla sijampata shemejio na akaniuliza kwa nini siioi? au nashindwa kutongoza? na kama nashindwa basi yy alikua na list ya wadada, ndo nikabaini kua wadada wengi huenda kwa watumishi wawatafutie wenza, ila kaka, weye watafuta mke au binti wa kua mke? kama ni mke njoo nikuuzie wangu!!
     
  16. Edgartz

    Edgartz JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha mjomba unataka kuuza mke?
     
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