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Mr President

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bettina, May 22, 2009.

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    Bettina Member

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    Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of South Africa…


    This man is a bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Number one

    Sizakele Khumalo - whom he met in 1959. She lives at his rural R1,5-million home at Nkandla in northern KwaZulu- Natal and they have no children.


    Foreign Affairs Minister Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma - with whom he had four children - Msholozi, 24, Gugu, 22, Thuli, 21 and Thuthi, 19. They divorced in June 1998 due to "irreconcilable differences."

    Late wife

    Kate Zuma - with whom he had five children - Saady, 29, twins Duduzile and Duduzane both 25, Phumzile, 20 and Vusi. She committed suicide on December 8, 2000 after apparent strained relations with Zuma.

    Still on honeymoon

    Nompumelelo Mantuli Zuma - whom he married in January. She has two children Thandiswe, 7 and eight month old Sinquobile.

    Waiting in the wings

    Thobeka Stacey Mabhija - with whom he has two children including a 5 month old baby

    Mrs Jacob Zuma number six?

    Bongi Ngema
    - from Umlazi, has a seven month old son

    Old flame

    Minah Shongwe - who is Zuma's old flame. Shongwe, the sister of Judge Jeremiah Shongwe has a 30 year old son,Edward with Zuma.

    Left at the altar

    Zuma also paid half lobolo for Swazi Princess Sebentile Dlamini, 38, the granddaughter of King Sobhuza III, in 2002 but nothing has come out of it.

    4 Marriages, 1 Half Lobola, 3 sleeping partners and 15 Children...?????
    Check the age differences between the children from different mothers, ya neh, UZuma wa sebenziza um'shini wakhe.!!!!!
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    Tristan Member

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    zuma kidume