Mpenzi wangu kila siku aniuliza eti ntampa nini?

[babukijana]

Mbona mkali sana leo,salama Babu???msaidie mwenzio???ha ha ha ha ha ha!

teh teh usinifikirie vibaya mamiwata hako ndio kaushauri kangu kwa huyu jamaa leo.

 

[Masanilo]

Hahahahahahahahaa najua unategemea jibu lipi toka kwa mdada...nitakupa nonino LOL!

Hahahahahah bila shaka ni mambo ya ile line al maarufu! Kujiexpress

 

[afrodenzi]

Huyu mpenzi ananisumbua kweli au ndio aina ya mapenzi yake?

mmmmhh kumbe we mchoyo ae...

 

[babukijana]

Hahahahahah bila shaka ni mambo ya ile line al maarufu! Kujiexpress

ha ha haa halafu jamii yetu haelewi hicho kilugha,muombe akukabidhi mkewe uje umpe ushauri nasa...ha!

 

[Maalim Jumar]

mmmmhh kumbe we mchoyo ae...

She/He don't express!
What's she/he want?

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

She/He don't express!
What's she/he want?

Maalim huu utata sasa ...kumbe mupenzi ni HE

 

[Maalim Jumar]

Maalim huu utata sasa ...kumbe mupenzi ni HE

Humu wapo wote yawakuta.

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Humu wapo wote yawakuta.

Ma HE huwa hawaulizi hili swali...wao hujitwalia tu kitaalamu

 

[Maalim Jumar]

Ma HE huwa hawaulizi hili swali...wao hujitwalia tu kitaalamu

Ndio kujifunza kwenyewe.
Kumbe ma (Me) hawaulizi!!

 

[funzadume]

Usikuze sana,wanawake wanaridhika na mabo madogo,leo mletee chocolate,wine,kesho pipi,kesho kanga,kesho yake magazine,kesho yake gauni,kesho yake mtoe out,kesho yake make love to her in a different way which is sweeter,kesho yake,mpigie simu from the office mwambie unamfikiria na unampenda kuliko chochote hapa duniani,kesho yake mletee ticket mwende vacation Dubai au Seychelles,kesho yake mnunulie bikini/gistrine nzuri then cook for her,muogeshe,mlishe,mvalishe nguo,mpake mafuta,mfungulie mlango wakati wa kuingia kwenye gari,mnunulie pia gari,mnunulie perfume,mpeleke kufanya shopping france,lastly,be yourself,she has to love you for who you are and what you can give and what you can not.do not be a slave simply because you love her.

mishahara yenyewe ya Kikwete hii si unaweza ukajikuta unai-Dowans serikali

 

[Rose1980]

mwambie ntakupa UPUPU
akin'gaka mwambie ndo useme sasa unataka nikupe nini uridhke!!!!!1

 

[Maalim Jumar]

mwambie ntakupa UPUPU
akin'gaka mwambie ndo useme sasa unataka nikupe nini uridhke!!!!!1

Msamiati? Kwenye capital letter.

 

[vegule]

Huyu mpenzi ananisumbua kweli au ndio aina ya mapenzi yake?

Kwani anatumia mtandao gani kwa sasa? I mean chip ya simu yake ni voda, airtel au TIGO?

 

[Maty]

Kwenye mabano ndipo nami nahisi anacho taka! Lol

Mh huyo mkimbie lol yote hayo ye amewezaje kukosa we upate

 

[Maalim Jumar]

Kwani anatumia mtandao gani kwa sasa? I mean chip ya simu yake ni voda, airtel au TIGO?

Yeye yupi Msa anatumia SAFARICOM.

 

[Maalim Jumar]

Hivi matumizi ya mtandao ni muhim kujua?

 

[SWADO]

Michelle uko juu unatoa point za uhakika I appreciate

 

[Dark City]

Usikuze sana,wanawake wanaridhika na mabo madogo,leo mletee chocolate,wine,kesho pipi,kesho kanga,kesho yake magazine,kesho yake gauni,kesho yake mtoe out,kesho yake make love to her in a different way which is sweeter,kesho yake,mpigie simu from the office mwambie unamfikiria na unampenda kuliko chochote hapa duniani,kesho yake mletee ticket mwende vacation Dubai au Seychelles,kesho yake mnunulie bikini/gistrine nzuri then cook for her,muogeshe,mlishe,mvalishe nguo,mpake mafuta,mfungulie mlango wakati wa kuingia kwenye gari,mnunulie pia gari,mnunulie perfume,mpeleke kufanya shopping france,lastly,be yourself,she has to love you for who you are and what you can give and what you can not.do not be a slave simply because you love her.

Namshukuru Mungu sina tena nafasi ya kuifanyia kazi hii list.... Sijui kama kuna mwanamume hata mmoja duniani anayweza ku-attempt na asiishie kuweka mpira kwapani..

Hii list imekaa kama suicide bomb!

Kila la heri wajukuu zangu...tutaonana na wale watakaobaki salama!

Babu DC!

 

[The Farmer]

Usikuze sana,wanawake wanaridhika na mabo madogo,leo mletee chocolate,wine,kesho pipi,kesho kanga,kesho yake magazine,kesho yake gauni,kesho yake mtoe out,kesho yake make love to her in a different way which is sweeter,kesho yake,mpigie simu from the office mwambie unamfikiria na unampenda kuliko chochote hapa duniani,kesho yake mletee ticket mwende vacation Dubai au Seychelles,kesho yake mnunulie bikini/gistrine nzuri then cook for her,muogeshe,mlishe,mvalishe nguo,mpake mafuta,mfungulie mlango wakati wa kuingia kwenye gari,mnunulie pia gari,mnunulie perfume,mpeleke kufanya shopping france,lastly,be yourself,she has to love you for who you are and what you can give and what you can not.do not be a slave simply because you love her.

Mhh Mbona haya nimaisha ya kuigiza kama kwenye Bongo/Nigeria movies????????

 

[Mamushka]

Hahahahahaha Men play the game; women know the score! Watch out, hebu mgeuzie swali hilo naye...

Duh imetulia hii.