Mke wangu mpenzi najua utashangaa kuona SMS yangu!

[muuza ubuyu]

Mzee mmoja alikwenda kijijini akakuta mtandao unapatikana vizuri sana. Akamwandikia mkewe sms. Bahati mbaya akaituma kimakosa kwa mtu mwingine.. ilimfikia mwanamke aliyefiwa na mume wake jana yake..maana watu walikuwa bado wanamtumia sms kumfariji.. Aliposoma sms hiyo chini puu akazimia!!! mwanae kuona mama yake kaanguka akaitazama ile sms. Ilikuwa imeandikwa hivi:
"MKE WANGU MPENZI NAJUA UTASHANGAA KUONA SMS YANGU. HUKU NAKO KUNA MTANDAO KAMA HUKO. NIMEFIKA SALAMA NA MATAYARISHO YA WEWE KUJA HUKU KESHO TAYARI.
NAKUSUBIRI MPENZI

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[Watu8]

meseji kutoka kwa marehemu sio....

 

[Mamndenyi]

Good morning chit chat members.

 

[muuza ubuyu]

Good morning chit chat members.

Goodmorning Mamndenyi, how are you?

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[muuza ubuyu]

meseji kutoka kwa marehemu sio....

Yap, hapo mjane akajua naye atafariki mda si mrefu na kumfuata mumewe!


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[King Kong III]

Haaaa ndio maana nikituma sms akili yote ipo hapo kabla sijatuma naanza kuadd jina kwenye empty sms then nikishahakikisha mara 2 ndio naanza kuandika sms.

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Anyway...Ungeitupia jukwaa husika ingekuwa poa zaidi..

 

[Filipo]

Good morning chit chat members.

good morning!

 

[Bishanga]

Good morning chit chat members.

Good morning my lovely........deshdesh....malizia basi hapo Mamndenyi pliz.

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Mh!!!!

 

[Angel Msoffe]

Tobaaaa

 

[Kigogo]

Sijaelewa

 

[PakaJimmy]

huyo mjane hakuangalia namba ya simu?

 

[Ennie]

huyo mjane hakuangalia namba ya simu?

Atakumbuka? Alijua moja kwa moja ni mtandao wa mbinguni.

 

[muuza ubuyu]

Anyway...Ungeitupia jukwaa husika ingekuwa poa zaidi..

Nimekupata na nitalifanyia kazi hili kwa post zitakazofuata! Heshima kwako mkuu!

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[muuza ubuyu]

Sijaelewa

Subiri kidogo utaelewa tu!

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[muuza ubuyu]

Haaaa ndio maana nikituma sms akili yote ipo hapo kabla sijatuma naanza kuadd jina kwenye empty sms then nikishahakikisha mara 2 ndio naanza kuandika sms.

Ni vizuri make ukikosea kama huyu jamaa unaweza kuleta dhahama kama huyu jamaa make mjane alizirai hapo hapo!

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[Arushaone]

Good morning chit chat members.

Goodmorning my Mamndenyi.. Kamata good day na usiiachie!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Good morning chit chat members.

Good morning Mamndenyi.. Mada hapo juu inahusu nini?

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Maaeeh!!! Yaani kama imeingia usiku sidhani ka usingizi utapita aisee!