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missing wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NgomaNzito, Jul 26, 2008.

  1. NgomaNzito

    NgomaNzito JF-Expert Member

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    nimepotezana na wife kwenye ndege sasa nitampataje heheee check

    Dear Sirs:

    I am writing to ask your help in locating my missing wife. We were on a wonderful trip to Africa for our honeymoon several months ago. On our flight back, we had a connection in England and somehow became separated. I had her paged for several hours and then contacted local and international police to assist me in locating her. To date, all of our attempts to find her have been unsuccessful. I am now desperate to find my lost love and am trying to use the Internet to locate her. Please forward this to everyone you know so I can spread the word on locating my missing wife.

    Sincerely,

    Mr. Adam Small
    Portland, Oregon, USA

    After a few weeks search....



    Dear Mr. Small:

    We have found your wife in Africa of all places. However, it is unknown how she got here, nor is she able to talk because of lockjaw, but we are under the impression that she does not want to leave. We have tried for several days to bring her back home, but she is insistent on staying here. I have enclosed a picture for you to see that she is okay, and not let you worry because she is in good hands here in this village. Please contact us if there is anything else you might want to know.

    Nairobi Police Department - See photo attached(above 18yrs go to Wakubwa)
     
  2. Kevo

    Kevo JF-Expert Member

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    This is crazy.Of all the places in Africa.Ila Waafrika tumebarikiwa kwenye sekta ya mguu wa tatu jamani?mhhhhhhhhhhh!Tume inherit kutoka kwa mababu ama ni vipi maana sitaki hata kujiongelea.
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kevo,

    Huyo jamaa hutakiwi kumfata nyuma sehemu atakayopita unaweza kuonekama kama mtoto!!!!!kwi!! kwi!kwi kwi!!!!
     
  4. Kevo

    Kevo JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa nini?Nilikuwa napita pita kwenye jokes nautani nikakutana naye nikaona nimcheck ila hiyo attachment sijui kama tunaruhusu humu JF.
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    ...Hata mi imenistua kidogo.....huenda mods leo wanapunguza uchovu lindo halina mwenyewe!!!
     
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    Kichuguu Platinum Member

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    Kweli, attachment ya namna hiyo inatakiwa iwe kwa Members only
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ihamishiwe kwenye mambo ya kikubwa!!!
     
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    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    Kipanga,
    Sisi huku Sikonge tunapita tu bila matatizo. Ukizidiwa sana kuna ile miti inaitwa sijui "madungwa?" sijui kwa kiswahili inaitwaje, hii ukichanjia aka, jamaa mnakuwa ngoma droo.
    Halafu wakati mwingine ukubwa siyo wa lazima. Inategemea mtu na uwezo wake wa kukimbia MARATHON. Kama huwezi unawafuata watu wa Tanga na ule Mkuyati sijui?? Haka ka mama hadi katalia "I want to be black...."
     
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