Miscommunication Jokes

[Quemu]

Communication from top to bottom hierarchy goes as follows:

Memo from CEO to Manager:
Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen every day, time will be allowed for employees to view the eclipse in the parking lot. Staff should meet in the lot at ten to eleven. When I will deliver a short speech introducing the eclipse, and giving some background information. Safety goggles will be made available at a small cost.

Memo fro Manager to Department Head:
Today at ten to eleven, all staff should meet in the car park. This will be followed by a total eclipse of the sun, which will appear for two minutes. For a moderate cost, this will be made safe with goggles. The CEO will deliver a short speech beforehand to give us all some information. This is not something that can be seen every day.

Memo from Department Head to Floor Manager:
The CEO will today deliver a short speech to make the sun disappear for two minutes in the form of an eclipse. This is something that cannot be seen every day, so staff will meet in the car park at ten or eleven. This will be safe, if you pay a moderate cost.

Memo from Flow manager to Supervisor:
Ten or eleven staff are to go to the car park, where the CEO will eclipse the sun for two minutes. This doesn't happen every day. It will be safe, and as usual it will cost you.

Memo for Supervisor to Staff:
Some staff will go to the car park today to see the CEO disappear. It is a pity this doesn't happen everyday.

 

[Quemu]

The Nun's Ass

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:....... PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:...... BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day:....... NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day, the paper read:...........NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day, the headline read:...............NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day!

 

[Vodka]

Hahahaha so funny ass

 

[kookolikoo]

The Nun's Ass

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again, and it won again.

The local paper read:....... PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read:...... BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of
the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headline the
next day:....... NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get
rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day, the paper read:...........NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day, the headline read:...............NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day!

ha ha ha haaah

 

[General mex]

hahahahah, you made my day.

 

[Quemu]

Boring Economics teacher

 

[ngulinho]

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