Men Men Men ..............! LoL

[Masanilo]

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2 Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why..

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many
inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

 

[Rose1980]

.bhaaaa........achante mwanantama!!!!!
umenena bwanaweweeeeeeeeeeeee mh acha!!!!!!!!!!.yani kufanya kunkonga moyo mwanzako mmh !!!!!!!!!!!!
naenda mie byeee

 

[Gaijin]

hehehh .....dada hiyo snowstorm.....mmmh

 

[Askofu]

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

:crutch:

 

[BAK]

...placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

...mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

...bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

...government bonds
they take so long to mature.

...copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

...lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

...bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

...high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

...curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

...mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it

 

[The Boss]

Government bonds sio.lol

 

[Masikini_Jeuri]

COPIERS>>>>>>>>>thats righto!:A S tongue:

 

[Theodora]

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

This is so very true...unless that man is your father...

 

[BAK]

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

This is so very true...unless that man is your father...

Yeah! Theodora Mababa huwa wanamachuwa mapema ukilinganisha na Govt bonds...lol!