Mchumba mtumba

[faraday]

Kuna jamaa yangu ana mchumba wake tangu 2008 kijjn kwao. kipind hicho jamaa alikua A-level (f5). na wakati huo huyo mchumba wake (dem) alikua anadai kua yeye ni BIKRA (pure). kwa muda wote huo kuanzia 2008 had 2013 pindi jamaa akiomba mzigo ananyimwa eti dem hatak kuvunja ubikra wake. Sasa kamaliza chuo kaja nyumban kupumzika. ikabidi aombe mzigo akashangaa dem akamwambia twende nkakupe. tena dem ndo kamuonesha guest jamaa. jamaa akajua anaenda KUVUNJA BIKRA duh!! kumbe maskin dem ashagongwa muda mrefu na masela. Jamaa kaahirisha kuoa na kaondoka bila kuaga. JE kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

 

[The Boss]

mnhhhhhh kwa hiyo mdada kama sio bikira anaitwa 'mtumba'?

 

[faraday]

heaven on earth, mzizi mkavu, madame B

 

[faraday]

Ndio mkuu, mtumba yan dem tayar ashatumika (kuliwa uroda)

 

[Heaven on Earth]

heaven on earth, mzizi mkavu, madame B

mwambie kuna bikra mwingine hapa JF na yuko single.........

 

[Sukula]

mnhhhhhh kwa hiyo mdada kama sio bikira anaitwa 'mtumba'?

.........makubwa! hata mm nashangaa.... na wakaka used sijui wataitwaje.
humu jf kuna watu wanapenda sn kushusha hadhi za wadada, sijui tushawakosea nn.

 

[snowhite]

Ndio mkuu, mtumba yan dem tayar ashatumika (kuliwa uroda)

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AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

 

[faraday]

mwambie kuna bikra mwingine hapa JF na yuko single.........

mwambie huyo bikra ani PM nimpe contacts za bikra mwenzake

 

[faraday]

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AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

why???

 

[Tized]

Psiiiiiiii...... Hahhaaaaa, tena na povu jingi kama koka iliotingishwa. Hahaaaaa
you made up my moment

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AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

 

[Misa]

mwambie kuna bikra mwingine hapa JF na yuko single.........

hata mimi namjua ila ana miaka 38,

 

[Heaven on Earth]

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AS IF O.M.B.O YAKO INA mlio ya chupa ya soda inayofunguka!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa nimechekaje........
ka pozi la mirinda orange inapofunguliwa..........LOL
JF kweli raha wallahi...sijutii na sijawahi kujuta kujiunga hum

 

[faraday]

.........makubwa! hata mm nashangaa.... na wakaka used sijui wataitwaje.
humu jf kuna watu wanapenda sn kushusha hadhi za wadada, sijui tushawakosea nn.

tatizo nyie madada hua hamtak na wala hamuwez kuwatest wachumba zenu mpaka akina kaka ndo wawaanze kutest kama yaliyomo yamooo????

 

[Tized]

Mtoto anaamini kila kitu anachoambiwaga, na watu wazima nao?? Khaaaaa

Kuna jamaa yangu ana mchumba wake tangu 2008 kijjn kwao. kipind hicho jamaa alikua A-level (f5). na wakati huo huyo mchumba wake (dem) alikua anadai kua yeye ni BIKRA (pure). kwa muda wote huo kuanzia 2008 had 2013 pindi jamaa akiomba mzigo ananyimwa eti dem hatak kuvunja ubikra wake. Sasa kamaliza chuo kaja nyumban kupumzika. ikabidi aombe mzigo akashangaa dem akamwambia twende nkakupe. tena dem ndo kamuonesha guest jamaa. jamaa akajua anaenda KUVUNJA BIKRA duh!! kumbe maskin dem ashagongwa muda mrefu na masela. Jamaa kaahirisha kuoa na kaondoka bila kuaga. JE kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

 

[Heaven on Earth]

mwambie huyo bikra ani PM nimpe contacts za bikra mwenzake

huyo wa kiume si alishaenda kumla uroda(kutumika) au bikra yake haikutoka tu

 

[Tyta]

Je huu ni uungwana??.......la hasha huu si uungwana....

 

[snowhite]

Psiiiiiiii...... Hahhaaaaa, tena na povu jingi kama koka iliotingishwa. Hahaaaaa
you made up my moment

Best
kankera kweli mie huyu

 

[snowhite]

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa nimechekaje........
ka pozi la mirinda orange inapofunguliwa..........LOL
JF kweli raha wallahi...sijutii na sijawahi kujuta kujiunga hum

enh manake yake si nzima basi ndo iwe inatoa mlio wa pepsi basi anapokuwa anavua pichu!
mbaaaaks!

 

[happiness win]

Kuna jamaa yangu ana mchumba wake tangu 2008 kijjn kwao. kipind hicho jamaa alikua A-level (f5). na wakati huo huyo mchumba wake (dem) alikua anadai kua yeye ni BIKRA (pure). kwa muda wote huo kuanzia 2008 had 2013 pindi jamaa akiomba mzigo ananyimwa eti dem hatak kuvunja ubikra wake. Sasa kamaliza chuo kaja nyumban kupumzika. ikabidi aombe mzigo akashangaa dem akamwambia twende nkakupe. tena dem ndo kamuonesha guest jamaa. jamaa akajua anaenda KUVUNJA BIKRA duh!! kumbe maskin dem ashagongwa muda mrefu na masela. Jamaa kaahirisha kuoa na kaondoka bila kuaga. JE kama ni wewe ungefanyaje???

Hivi ubikira wanatakiwa wawe nao wadada tu? Wakaka hawapaswi kujitunza na kuwa bikira?

Kama yeye ni bikira basi amuache huyo mchumba atafute bikira mwenzie, ila kama hata yeye ni skrepa, ngoma drroooooooooo! abebe mzigo.

 

[Shine]

.........makubwa! hata mm nashangaa.... na wakaka used sijui wataitwaje.
humu jf kuna watu wanapenda sn kushusha hadhi za wadada, sijui tushawakosea nn.

Kwani ukishtumika na wanaume zaidi ya mmoja ukiitwa hivyo ni kushushwa ama ndo ukweli wenyewe?ama mnapenda kudanganywa kila siku?