Mbagala

[Kana-Ka-Nsungu]

Sina hakika kama wana JF waliiona hii hapa mtandaoni, ilikua forwarded kwangu few weeks ago and I loved it, hongera zimwendee mwandisi wake.....enjoy nawe.

Hi,
Hope this will make you smile if not laugh.
Have a nice day.

You are very primitive if you have never boarded a luxury DCM daladala
to Mbagala rangi tatu!
I am very serious, you must be in another world altogether. YOU are not
in Bongoland!!!
Why dont you prove me rightor wrong and take a trip from ferry to
Mbagala? Or much better Mbagala to Mwenge or Kawe this weekend????
Back to Mbagala. So I did this experiment last weekend.
Bored and hopeless I decided to just go to Mbagala, then Kongowe,then
to Kibada, then Mji mwema, then Kigamboni, then board the dangerous MV
Alina or Kivukoni ferry accross the ocean then a bus to Mtoni and call it a good
and blessed day.
That is a poor mans' tourism.Just go around, drink madafu and go back to
your so called home! It is your home anyway, no matter if the roofing is
grass!
The whole round trip costs only 2,000 bob Tourism is not only about
Manyara, Serengeti and Selous.
I boarded a noisy and smoky TOYOTA DCM bus from Ferry to Mbagala Rangi
Tatu and it was a trip to hell. I did not count but I could guess we
were more than 80 in a 40 seat
bus.This is bongo!
Some of the passengers were getting through the windows and others were
getting through the door! Nothing strange for Mbagala citizens! This is
perfectly normal.
Some young men were chewing sugar cane in the bus and several women had
buckets of fresh fish, mostly sardines. Others were eating oranges and
fried fish...that is total freedom!!!
There were few young men smoking in the bus and no one dared to say
anything!!! Say a word and you may end up in a hospital bed with several
stitches on your scalp plus tetanus if you are not already caput.
The bus was full but the conductor said there was a lot of space, just
squeeze into the bus...once the head enters, you are inside!!!
"Kuna nafasi za kulala!!!siti bado kibaaaao, gari haijai, inajaa ndoo ya
maji!!!""
Don't worry,some can even go up into the carrier. And there were not less
than ten up there. They must pay 200 bob before they are allowed to
climb the ladder to heaven.
When at last the driver was convinced that even the door cannot be
closed, we started our luxurious trip.
There were fumes of all kinds...alcohol, cigarettes, fish and of course
some exhaust from some places and holes.
"We dada uwe unanyoa j amani !!! Mrembo mzuri lakini kikwapa kinanuka!!!"
"Mpashe huyooo...kasuka nywele utazania kalambwa na ng'ombe!!! Eti ndio
katoa shilingi alfu saluni! mie kama ni mke wangu namyoa usiku...zooote
akiamka kama kibwengo!!"
"Mrembo gani huyu hebu mwone midomo kama subiani...hivi anajiona
kapendeza sanaaaa!!! Eti wanaiga wazungu lipustiki!!!"
"Kama ni mke wangu wallah nakuapia talaka saba!!! Ati anajifanya miss
tanzania ...kumbe kalalia mlo wa mhogo na mchicha!!!"
I knew something was brewing...not good!!!
A middle aged man at the back seat began to vomit...and it was nasty!!!
"Eheee!!! gongo la kigamboni hilo !!!."
Kwani Kigamboni kuna gongo la bure??? Pesa yangu nakula...nitakutoa
nishai...Wee kama huna hela shauri lako macho kama kenge kasoro mkia
etc etc.. We pretended not to laugh, lest the wrath of the devils turn upon
us.
We mama mbona unanikalia? na minguo yako imelowa
misamaki???unajua bei ya hii suruali yangu??
Umewahi kukaliwa weee,koma kabisa!!! kama una ubavu si ushuke ukapande
taxi??? Wee mama si ungepanda ungo,mwanga mkubwa wee!!! and so on and on and on!!!
We ended up at Kilwa Road Police station!!!
Not from the foul and filthy language and insults but from a totally
different story.
The so called conductor, who I can tell you never attended any school,
began collecting money straight away.
As usual some young snake- generation (mzao wa nyoka?) skin head,
pretended that he was deep asleep, of course after taking cheap gongo
at Kigamboni. The conductor woke him up roughly demanding bus fare. The red
eyed son of the earth , with a pungent smell of a mixture of cheap alcohol
retorted"I dont have a single cent! You can do to hell"The conductor was not a fool. He went around collecting other passengers fares and went back to the red eyed young devil.
This time everyone knew that a something terrible would soon happen. He
took the drunk by the collar and demanded money. The young devil
produced a knife and the conductor produced a screw driver, and it was a
madmans' house.
"Dereva peleka gari polisi!!! Kuna mchizi hataki kulipa halafu ana kisu!!!
Lazima aende selo huyu!! "
By then we were near police station, Kilwa road.
The driver took the overloaded bus to Kilwa road police station. Someone in the bus said:
"hivi kweli abiria tunapelekwa polisi kwa ajili
ya shilingi mia mbili tu?? Mimi nitamlipia!" The bus had already parked.
A policeman came and asked what was the big deal! "Afande kulikuwa na
Chizi hataki kulipa lakini mimi nitamlipia!"
Come on...did you come for fashion show at a police station?
Everyone in the bus come down, one by one and you driver come and write
a report inside.
"Mmekuja kuuza sura hapa? gari imejaa kama ile ya Mererani, nanyi abiria
mnakubali kupangwa kama sangara!!!
Halafu unadhani utaondoka hivi hivi tu hapa? Gari yako kwanza ni mbovu
na hii ni wiki ya usalama haijakaguliwa!!!"
The man who was vomiting could not come down. He alone was left at the back seat of the bus ,snoring!
We spent more than one hour under police watchful eyes and at last we
were allowed to board our beloved bus...
I dont know what the driver did but there was a very good smile on
the policemans face when we were leaving, he even wished us safari
njema!!!
Bon voyage.
Jaribu na wewe kama huamini.
I remember someone in high places mentioned "MABASI YA KASI"... or was it a
dream??? Yanakuja lini?
Karibu Mbagala

 

[Mtaalam]

aiseee nimeipenda hiii as imenikumbusha kuleee mbagalaa kwa mabasi yanayojaa full tym...ingeenda kwenye jokes jamani yaani sina mbavu

 

[Kibanga Ampiga Mkoloni]

Totaly A Lier!!!! Dont Abuse As!
I Have Been Living In Kongowe For 15 Years And I Had Never Experience Such A Thing Ether Ferry Mbagala Nor Mwenge Mbagala.
Tuache Unafiki Amna Kitu Kama Hiko Mimi Nawahakiki Shia Mamember Ni Kweli Mbagala Kuna Tabu Ya Usafiri Na Ni Kweli Watu Wanajaa Kwenye Basi Lakini Amna Vitu Kama Hivyo.
Kwanza Aiwezekani Watu Wapande Juu Ya Carier.
Pili Aiwezekani Mtu Avute Sigara Ndani Ya Basi.
Tatu Aiwezekani Mtu Ap[ande Na Kisu Na Kutishia Watu.
Amna Jamani Kitu Kama Hiko Huyu Mtu Ni Muongo
By The Way Toyota Dcm Linapakia Abiria 31 Amna Mkazi Wa Dar Asiye Jua Kuwa Dcm Linapakia Watu 30 Huyu Jamaa Anasema Ni 40.
Tuache Unafiki Ndugu Zandguni Ni Kweli Usafiri Mbagala Ni Soo Na Watu Wana Panda Madirishani Na Nikitu Cha Kawaida Na Wanasema Ukitaka Kumjua Mtu Wa Mbagala Mwangalie Anapo Panda Basi Ata Likiwa Basi Tupu Na Wapo Wawili Wanaweza Waka Vunjana Kwa Kugombania Na Ni Kweli. Unaweza Ukapigwa Kikumbo Na Mama Mjamzito Tena Ana Mtoto Mgogongoni Na Akapanda Basi Kabla Yako Kwa Sababu Ya Skilz Alizo Nazo Za Kugombania Basi.
Kama Kuna Mtu Ana Bisha Tuwasiliane Twende Hiyo Trip Huko Mbagala Tukaone Hiyo Tabu Ya Usafiri Tena Weekend Amna Tabu Ya Usafiri Kwa Kuwa Abiria Ni Wachache.number Yangu Hii Hap[a Jamani Tuwasiliane Tu Mprove Huyu Jamaa Wrong 0717080060.
Trip Ya Frerry- Mbagala-kongowe-kibada-kigamboni-fery Azidi 2000. Twendeni Tuka Talii!!

 

[mwewe]

Kila mwanamke anayeishi Mbagala lazima ajue kuvaa bukta/skin-tight/kaptula ndani ya gauni. Hii ni kukuwezesha kupandia dirishani - kumbuka enzi za UDA Bayankata!

 

[Judy]

i just love that article, huyu mwandishi kanikumbusha mbali sana,
yani ni kama vile nilikuwa nasoma novel zile za literature enzi za secondary. Au kwa wale waliokuwa wakisoma gazeti la sunday nation la kenya, kuna jamaa alikuwa anajiita whispers a.k.a son of the soil, ni marehemu sasa hivi ndo alikuwa anaandika story za namna hiyo. So bro/sisy if you are not a writer yet consider being one coz you can do it well.otherwise ni ukweli mtupu kuhusu mbagala na usafiri. BIg up sana

 

[Kalalangambo]

I hate liars. I hate discrimination and other things like that.
the problem of transport in Dar is spread everywhere and is not unique or peculiar to mbagala. Vist all Dar's corners you will witness how people fight each other when boardered in commuter buses particularly during the morning and evening.

I live in mbagala. We do have the problem of transport but not to such extent. The guy has exagrated the issue. Anyway I hope we will be able to smile in the coming few years.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Faru fausta