Mawakala CHADEMA walipe kodi la sivyo wakumbane na Mkono wa Dola

[Zanaco]

Jikite kwenye hoja

Ndio nimejikita au hutaki kusikia neno wizi wa kura?

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Jikite kwenye hoja

Hivi mkuu kuna uzi wowote uliowahi kuandika bila neno Chadema ndani yake?

Haitakuwa hata ndoto zako zina uchadema chadema kweli ndani yake?

Kulikoni mwana (dada/kaka) wee?

 

[Erythrocyte]

Ndugu zangu,

Katika kukabiliana na hali ngumu ya maisha kwa chama na wafuasi wake, CHADEMA wameanzisha utaratibu wa kuuza kadi zao mitaani huku wakiahidi kuwa kila kadi moja itakayouzwa wakala atapewa shilingi 500.

Huu ni ujasiriasiasa,mawakala hawa walipe kodi au CHADEMA wakusanye kwa niaba ya TRA (withholding tax) na kuzipeleka. Hapa nashauri TRA wawahoji viongozi wa CHADEMA na kama hawatatoa taarifa stahiki waburuzwe korokoroni.

Tuijenge nchi yetu.

Chadema digital yaichanganya ccm , hali iko hivi nchi nzima

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Lipeni kodi.

Chama kilichokufa kinalipa kodi gani tena jamani?

Nyie Mataga na Marehemu Mzee Pombe simlisema mmeshakiua hichi chama ??
Mnaidai kodi maiti?
Pambaf.

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Sasa mnafanya biashara sio siasa kamanda lipeni kodi

Chama kilichokufa kinalipa kodi gani tena jamani?

Nyie Mataga na Marehemu Mzee Pombe simlisema mmeshakiua hichi chama ??
Mnaidai kodi maiti?
Pambaf.

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Sasa mnafanya biashara sio siasa kamanda lipeni kodi

Mataga lesboo nongwa limekukaba kooni unaumia haswaa.

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Kamanda kuwa Mzalendo,lipa kodi

Mataga lesboo nongwa limekukaba kooni unaumia haswaa.

 

[Idugunde]

Chama kilichokufa kinalipa kodi gani tena jamani?

Nyie Mataga na Marehemu Mzee Pombe simlisema mmeshakiua hichi chama ??
Mnaidai kodi maiti?
Pambaf.

Kipo hai? Haaaaaa

 

[4 7mbatizaji]

Ndugu zangu,

Katika kukabiliana na hali ngumu ya maisha kwa chama na wafuasi wake, CHADEMA wameanzisha utaratibu wa kuuza kadi zao mitaani huku wakiahidi kuwa kila kadi moja itakayouzwa wakala atapewa shilingi 500.

Huu ni ujasiriasiasa,mawakala hawa walipe kodi au CHADEMA wakusanye kwa niaba ya TRA (withholding tax) na kuzipeleka. Hapa nashauri TRA wawahoji viongozi wa CHADEMA na kama hawatatoa taarifa stahiki waburuzwe korokoroni.

Tuijenge nchi yetu.m

Yaani sijui wewe ni Mtanzania wa wapi! Hujui kuwa malipo yoyote CCM yanafanywa kwa 'Control Number'? Hujui kuwa tunapewa risiti za EFD? Au unasikiliza maneno ya mtandaoni? Ebu kesho jaribu kwenda ofisi yoyoye ya CCM jifanhe unataka kulipia kadi ujiridhishe binafsi badala ya kuambiwa Dogo!

Muongo mbona rafiki yangu alinunua jezi ya ccm mwanzo wa mwezi pale Dodoma makao makuu ya chama chenu karibu na Nmb hakulipa KWA control number na hakupewa risit ,hivi nyie ccm lin mtaacha kua wahongo ,

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Hatari sana

Kipo hai? Haaaaaa

 

[Benjamini Netanyahu]

Mafi kabisa

 

[Stan Mashamba]

Ndugu zangu,

Katika kukabiliana na hali ngumu ya maisha kwa chama na wafuasi wake, CHADEMA wameanzisha utaratibu wa kuuza kadi zao mitaani huku wakiahidi kuwa kila kadi moja itakayouzwa wakala atapewa shilingi 500.

Huu ni ujasiriasiasa,mawakala hawa walipe kodi au CHADEMA wakusanye kwa niaba ya TRA (withholding tax) na kuzipeleka. Hapa nashauri TRA wawahoji viongozi wa CHADEMA na kama hawatatoa taarifa stahiki waburuzwe korokoroni.

Tuijenge nchi yetu.

You look agitated. Get reminded that the Magufuli era is gone. By the way, you are also implying that CCM agents selling membership cards in offices should also pay the same tax because they get a bonus for each unit sold.

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Kamanda lipa kodi tujenge nchi

Mafi kabisa

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Jikite kwenye hoja

You look agitated. Get reminded that the Magufuli era is gone. By the way, you are also implying that CCM agents selling membership cards in offices should also pay the same tax because they get a bonus for each unit sold.

 

[Benjamini Netanyahu]

Kamanda lipa kodi tujenge nchi

Nakuhurumia

 

[Ulongupanjala]

Mleta mada tafuta mume akutoe nyege siku sio nyingi utarukwa na akili ukibaki hivyohivyo bila kugegedwa!

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Ni ama uwe na kitambulisho cha wamachinga au TIN la sivyo nyie mawakala wa Chadema mtakumbana na mkono wa dola

Nakuhurumia

 

[Benjamini Netanyahu]

Ni ama uwe na kitambulisho cha wamachinga au TIN la sivyo nyie mawakala wa Chadema mtakumbana na mkono wa dola

Sawa Bashite

 

[Ileje]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bado mpo wazee wa kujipendekeza na kutafuta vyeo

Kwani ni mzee huyo au bibi kikongwe!

 

[Wakudadavuwa]

Hutakuwa wakala wa Chadema hadi uwe na kadi ya machinga au TIN

Mleta mada tafuta mume akutoe nyege siku sio nyingi utarukwa na akili ukibaki hivyohivyo bila kugegedwa!