MAONI na MAPENDEKEZO ya CUF kwa Rais Kikwete: Soma nyaraka nzima...

[Topical]

bakwata nao wamesaini haya mapendekezo yenu?

Maakofu (TEC) walisaini yale ya mapendekezo ya chadema?

 

[Molemo]

Maakofu (TEC) walisaini yale ya mapendekezo ya chadema?

ndio mkuu wangu.Kwa hiyo bakwata nao wamesaini haya mapendekezo yenu ili kulipa kisasi?

 

[Molemo]

Lord resistance army bana utawajua tu...

alshabaab bana!

 

[Topical]

alshabaab bana!

Lord Resistance army bana!

 

[Molemo]

Chadema balaa, ilivuruga sana huu mchakato na huenda hata ccm wana marekebisho. Ngoja tusubiri zamu yao (ccm) baada ya hawa al-shabaab a.k.a masheikh ubwabwa!

tehe tehe tehe....kwi kwi kwi... Mkuu mbavu zangu miye.

 

[Topical]

ndio mkuu wangu.Kwa hiyo bakwata nao wamesaini haya mapendekezo yenu ili kulipa kisasi?

Kwa hiyo unasema maaskofu nao wamesaini mapendekezo ya chadema?

 

[Molemo]

Lord Resistance army bana!

mkuu wangu Topical.Mbona katika ujumbe wenu ulioenda Ikulu wale kinamama walijifunika na kuacha macho tu kama wako Somalia? Nijibu mkuu wangu.

 

[Molemo]

Kwa hiyo unasema maaskofu nao wamesaini mapendekezo ya chadema?

ndio maana bakwata nao wamesaini haya mapendekezo yenu ili kulipa kisasi?

 

[King2]

WANaMAPENDEKEZO GANI HAO VILAZA CCM B.

 

[Topical]

mkuu wangu Topical.Mbona katika ujumbe wenu ulioenda Ikulu wale kinamama walijifunika na kuacha macho tu kama wako Somalia? Nijibu mkuu wangu.

Nenda muulize askofu wako kwanini nuns (sisters) wanafunika vichwa kama vile wako somalia??

 

[Topical]

WANaMAPENDEKEZO GANI HAO VILAZA CCM B.

Elimu yako ni std zero..

 

[Molemo]

Nenda muulize askofu wako kwanini nuns (sisters) wanafunika vichwa kama vile wako somalia??

tehe tehe tehe.... Kwi kwi kwi... Acha hasira mkuu wangu Topical.Tulia jibu hoja.

 

[Molemo]

WANaMAPENDEKEZO GANI HAO VILAZA CCM B.

mkuu wangu King2 hawachelewi kujilipua hao.

 

[Topical]

tehe tehe tehe.... Kwi kwi kwi... Acha hasira mkuu wangu Topical.Tulia jibu hoja.

Te te he te he acha ujinga nenda muuliza askofu wako hata padri slaa wa chadema anajua so unaweza kwenda tu mkuu kumuuliza ..

 

[Topical]

mkuu wangu King2 hawachelewi kujilipua hao.

Terified kaa mbali nasi..ha ha ha naona umeanza kujamba kwa uwoga..lol

 

[Molemo]

Terified kaa mbali nasi..ha ha ha naona umeanza kujamba kwa uwoga..lol

mkuu wangu Topical acha matusi jenga hoja.Nasikia ofisini kwenu mnapageuza mahali pa kuswalia kila Ijumaa,mnachofanya ni kumwambia Mtatiro tu atoke kwa sababu wote mliobaki mmetoka kile kisiwa cha karafuu.

 

[Topical]

mkuu wangu Topical acha matusi jenga hoja.Nasikia ofisini kwenu mnapageuza mahali pa kuswalia kila Ijumaa,mnachofanya ni kumwambia Mtatiro tu atoke kwa sababu wote mliobaki mmetoka kile kisiwa cha karafuu.

Nasikia ofisini kwenu mmepageuza mahali pa kuiimbia kwaya na kufanya maombi, mnachofanya nikumwambi zitto atoke kwakuwa mliobaki mnatoka seminary.

 

[Molemo]

Nasikia ofisini kwenu mmepageuza mahali pa kuiimbia kwaya na kufanya maombi, mnachofanya nikumwambi zitto atoke kwakuwa mliobaki mnatoka seminary.

pole we! Unaiga kila kitu utapasuka msamba.Kale gahawa na kashata sasa huku umevaa msuli.Usiku mwema yakhe.

 

[Topical]

pole we! Unaiga kila kitu utapasuka msamba.Kale gahawa na kashata sasa huku umevaa msuli.Usiku mwema yakhe.

Hiyo ndiyo lugha unayoelewa kwasababu wewe ni mjinga na umelewa udini..

Pole wewe nenda kaimba kwaya na kafanya maombi huku umevaa taa mbuzi na zile sare za ma-bar men (taa na suruali za kaki) kilokole ..usiku mwema kondoo mwema..

 

[dudus]

Lord Resistance army bana!

Naona unarudia rudia utumbo wako hapa. Hebu shusha list kama hii tumalize mchezo. Kila kitu mnataka ku-compare wakati ukweli uko dhahiri:

1. Lashkar-e-Omar (LeO)
2. Sipah-e-Sahaba Pakistan (SSP)
3. Tehreek-e-Jaferia Pakistan (TJP)
4. Tehreek-e-Nafaz-e-Shariat-e-Mohammadi
5. Lashkar-eJhangvi (LeJ)
6. Sipah-e-Muhammad Pakistan (SMP)
7. Jamaat-ul-Fuqra
8. Nadeem Commando
9. Popular Front for Armed Resistance
10. Muslim United Army
11. Harkat-ul-Mujahideen Al-alami(HuMA)

Trans-national terrorist organisations:

1. Hizb-ul-Mujahideen (HM)
2. Harkat-ul-Ansar (HuA, presently known as Harkat-ul Mujahideen)
3. Lashkar-e-Toiba (LeT)
4. Jaish-e-Mohammad Mujahideen E-Tanzeem (JeM)
5. Harkat-ul Mujahideen (HuM, previously known as Harkat-ul-Ansar)
6. Al Badr
7. Jamait-ul-Mujahideen (JuM)
8. Lashkar-e-Jabbar (LeJ)
9. Harkat-ul-Jehad-al-Islami(HUJI)
10. Muttahida Jehad Council (MJC)
11. Al Barq
12. Tehrik-ul-Mujahideen
13. Al Jehad
14. Jammu & Kashir National Liberation Army
15. People’s League
16. Muslim Janbaz Force
17. Kashmir Jehad Force
18. Al Jehad Force (combines Muslim Janbaz Force and Kashmir Jehad Force)
19. Al Umar Mujahideen
20. Mahaz-e-Azadi
21. Islami Jamaat-e-Tulba
22. Jammu & Kashmir Students Liberation Front
23. Ikhwan-ul-Mujahideen
24. Islamic Students League
25. Tehrik-e-Hurriat-e-Kashmir
26. Tehrik-e-Nifaz-e-Fiqar Jafaria
27. Al Mustafa Liberation Fighters
28. Tehrik-e-Jehad-e-Islami
29. Muslim Mujahideen
30. Al Mujahid Force
31. Tehrik-e-Jehad
32. Islami Inquilabi Mahaz