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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bettina, May 22, 2009.

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    A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
    the stranger turned to her and said,

    "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a
    conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it
    slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you
    think that So-called President Barak Obama is qualified for the job?"
    and he smiles.

    "OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
    you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    stuff - grass-. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
    out a
    flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that

    The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
    thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little
    girl replies,

    "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama... when
    you don't know anything about shit?"