Maneno matamu uliyopewa na mpenzi wako hadi ukakubali kumpa penzi lako

[Youngblood]

Vua

Aisee huyo atakuwa dictator.

 

[Capslock]

Mmmhhh napita tu

Umefka wp.....

 

[jerry honde]

me cna formula..huwaga nawaambie ukweli na hakuna demu aliyewahi kunikataa

 

[Paap]

hakuna mwanaume aliefaulu kwangu wote wamekuja na saund ya NDOA bila matunzo ambapo nshawazoea nakuiona hyo hali Kwao ni kama wimbo wa Taifa bila VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!.........

Naja kwa ajiri yako

 

[Elli]

If you think I miss you every day you are wrong, I miss you only when I think of you!! Basi kuanzia siku hio Hahahahahaha Hahahhahahaaa ninakula vitu vizuri hahahahaa Hahahhahahaaa Hahahaahhaha

 

[longi mapexa]

yupo mpaka leo baba wa watoto wanne, Alhamdulilah.

dah! hongera bwana kwa maana kuwa mama katika hii dunia ni thawabu....

Mungu akuzidishie miaka mingi ili upate kumtunza yeye pamoja na familia kwa ujumla!..

 

[Roger Sterling]

She works in customer service near where I work. So she puts on "how can I help you" tee. Never talked to her before.

Me: Hi! Is the help for the customers only, or even us?

Her: It's for everybody.

Me: Good to know. So how do I say "you're hot" in your language?

Her: *confused*

Me: If I needed to tell one that they're hot, how do I say it in your lg?

Her: You're hot.

Me: huh? Anyway, in that case, you're hot.

Her: *blushes*...

To be continued..

 

[Nyanya mbichi]

hakuna maneno
ni genye zangu tu na mimi na yeye tukakutana wote...

basi tukaanza kulijenga Taifa
hadi sasa tunapaka bati rangi

nakupenda sana we mdada,uko straight sana

mwanao wakiume atakua kamanda sana

 

[annampole]

Aliniambia Mimi ni wa pekee hajawahi kuona mwanamke mzuri kama Mimi akaniahidi atanipenda mpaka mwisho wa maisha yake pia akaniambia alikuwa wapi muda woteee asinione maneno mazuri mazuri tu na SMS kila muda haziishi kila saa ananiambia tuongee angalau asikie sauti yangu yaaani alinipumbaza kwa sifaa nyingi na Mimi nikapumbazika nikakolea mwili na roho vyote nikiwa natamani kila saa nimuone tuongeee yaani....

 

[Nyanya mbichi]

Za leo wana MMU.

Natumaini muwazima kabisa hapa na munaendelea na shughuli za kila siku za maisha yetu hapa duniani.

Leo nimeona nilete hii mada tujuwe maneno mazuri ya kuwaambia wapenzi wetu tuwapo faragha tuzidishe upendo na penzi lidumu daima.

Kama mwanaume embu tuambie sound uliyotoa hadi bibie akakubali kukuachia naniluu yake umfaidi. Ewe mwanamke tuambie maneno uliyoambiwa na sweetheart wako ukakosa la kufanya, ukalowa mtoto ukamua kumpa haki yake love wako.

Mkuu jibu angalia p.p yangu

 

[Jambazi]

Your account is suspended to
accomplish this Service!

 

[longi mapexa]

to be continue

am waiting......

 

[Mwalupale]

Every time I look into your eyes, I wonder what made them so beautiful! Each time I see your gaze, I feel like crying because I feel those beautiful eyes piercing through me and seeing all the bad stuff I have done with all the bad girls I met before you,kinda makes me regret why I didn't wait. I am so happy to have finally met you but worried if a guy like me deserves a princess like you!

Na hiyo avatar yako aliangalia macho yako ya koboko anakupa hayo maneno hahahahahaaa

 

[Mwalupale]

hakuna mwanaume aliefaulu kwangu wote wamekuja na saund ya NDOA bila matunzo ambapo nshawazoea nakuiona hyo hali Kwao ni kama wimbo wa Taifa bila VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!.........

Njoo tuchukue video mama. Hahahahaa

 

[mzurimie]

Fikiria namna ya kubadili bila kupoteza maana halisi.

Yaani nilitaka kujaribu kidogo ila nikaona itapoteza utamu uliomo, so nimeshindwa

 

[Sista]

Uzi zingine!

 

[BAK]

Sawa umeeleweka.

Yaani nilitaka kujaribu kidogo ila nikaona itapoteza utamu uliomo, so nimeshindwa

 

[Majighu2015]

Nakariri kabisa yatanipa point kwenye mechi ya leo ukizingatia ni mechi ya ufunguzi

Leo ni nusu fainali mkuu..Ureno vs Wales au mechi ipi hiyo ya ufunguzi??

 

[Essihno]

hakuna mwanaume aliefaulu kwangu wote wamekuja na saund ya NDOA bila matunzo ambapo nshawazoea nakuiona hyo hali Kwao ni kama wimbo wa Taifa bila VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!.........

Wataka kutuambia we ni bikra

 

[Sirini]