MAN,WIFE and GORILLA.

[fundiaminy]

Man & wife go to Zoo. In
front of Gorilla cage,
man says: Excite him like u do to
me
Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes
crazy.
Man: Tease him more
Wife removes her denims, Gorilla
goes wilder...
Man opens cage, pushes wife in &
say's : now tell him U hv a
Headache & u r not in the Mood...

 

[Mbishi SR]

Man & wife go to Zoo. In
front of Gorilla cage,
man says: Excite him like u do to
me
Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes
crazy.
Man: Tease him more
Wife removes her denims, Gorilla
goes wilder...
Man opens cage, pushes wife in &
say's : now tell him U hv a
Headache & u r not in the Mood...

Hakuna pozi hapo la mood. Fundisho kubwa sana kwa wife. Hatorudia tena kumwambia mwenzake kuwa hayuko kwenye mood.

 

[OTIS]

Asalaleee....
OTIS.

 

[fazalazakata]

duh nyc trick

 

[Ernie]

Duh! hii kiboko babake, mwambie alete mbwembwe sasa

 

[Jeruh]

teh teh teh!husband ana akili sana

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

teh teh teh!husband ana akili sana

tena akili za mapepo

 

[TANMO]

Ina maana hao wanyama wanaweza kumlala mwanamke Binadamu?
Mbona sisi wanaume Binadamu hatuwatamani wanawake wao Bana?
Wabaki na wanawake wao watuachie wanawake wetu Bana, alaaa!!!

 

[Mbishi SR]

Ina maana hao wanyama wanaweza kumlala mwanamke Binadamu?
Mbona sisi wanaume Binadamu hatuwatamani wanawake wao Bana?
Wabaki na wanawake wao watuachie wanawake wetu Bana, alaaa!!!

Unaandaman au?
Wao (waume kwa wake)nasikia watamu kweli kuliko binadamu!

 

[Gurta]

mamma mia

 

[ngulinho]

imetulia.

 

[BatteryLow]

Looooh! Pole mwaya.

 

[Amoeba]

Unaandaman au?
Wao (waume kwa wake)nasikia watamu kweli kuliko binadamu!

Eish!!!

 

[Mr.Professional]

Dawa ya muhuni ni kuwa muhuni zaidi yake mwanamke harudii tena maruhani ya kumwambia hayupo kwenye mood

 

[valid statement]

Teh teh teh ...hayuko kwenye mood eh?

 

[SnowBall]

..Nice trick

 

[bitimkongwe]

Man & wife go to Zoo. In
front of Gorilla cage,
man says: Excite him like u do to me
Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes crazy.
Man: Tease him more
Wife removes her denims, Gorilla goes wilder...
Man opens cage, pushes wife in & say's : now tell him U hv a
Headache & u r not in the Mood...

This is not a joke, ni udhalilishaji wa wake zenu, dada zenu na mama zenu.

 

[Kabakabana]

hahaahahahahahhhahahahahahaha lazima paliwaka moto

 

[fundiaminy]

This is not a joke, ni udhalilishaji wa wake zenu, dada zenu na mama zenu.

tumekuskia mpiganiaji haki za kina mama.ila kama hujui maana ya jokes katafute dictionary.