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Ngambo Ngali

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Ngambo Ngali

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud Pounding on the door. The man gets up andgoes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00am in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his Wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is 3:00am in the morning and it is pouring rain
Out there!"
"Well, you have
A short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
About three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
Helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of Yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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the guy z swinging on a swing as in bembea, the man thought of car that needs a push to start, umepata picha sasa?
 

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