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mambo ya laga haya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngambo Ngali, Nov 11, 2010.

  1. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud Pounding on the door. The man gets up andgoes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00am in the morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his Wife.
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3:00am in the morning and it is pouring rain
    Out there!"
    "Well, you have
    A short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember
    About three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys
    Helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of Yourself!"
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into
    the pounding rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.
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  2. Utingo

    Utingo JF-Expert Member

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    sioni picha
  3. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    the guy z swinging on a swing as in bembea, the man thought of car that needs a push to start, umepata picha sasa?

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