Mama wa rafiki yangu ananitaka kimapenzi

[msuyaz]

Mwambie atafute mzazi mwenzie.
Achana naye anataka akuachie mikosi

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[funzadume]

Nipe namba nimkanye mzee mwenzangu

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[The Knowledge Seeker]

mbuzi kafia kwamuuza supu...

 

[sinyora]

Mblock

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[kidunula1]

usiku akanituma sms kaniuliza
umelala?
Ndiyo
Na nani?
Peke yangu

Akaguna MMhhhhh siamini, nikajifanya simsikii kama mtandao unasumbua hivi nikakata simu nikalala



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Alitumiwa SMS kisha akakata Simu baada ya kujifanya hamsikii vizuri sababu ya mtandao,we mbona huelewiii!?

 

[dojonase]

Ivi unajua kwann stetta n diamond azipandi

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[tpaul]

Huyo ana hamu....nitumie namba zake pm nikusaidie hiyo kero mkuu....kama unasema kweli. Mndengestani,

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[Lenie]

Alitumiwa SMS kisha akakata Simu baada ya kujifanya hamsikii vizuri sababu ya mtandao,we mbona huelewiii!?

Kichwa changu hua kigumu kuelewa bas napataga shida mno

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[Bradson]

Mndengestani,

We tayari ushamula Mama wa watu, sema unataka ulale mbele unataka mbinu za kumuacha tu.

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[wax]

Kuna mmoja hapo amekula Maza wa mwenzake

Ivi unajua kwann stetta n diamond azipandi

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[Smiling killer]

Mndengestani,

Alikuandikia sma akauliza umelala na ukajibu ndiyo,na nani ukajibu peke yako,akaguna mhhhhh ukajifanya hujamsikia network inasumbua!unatufanya watoto!?kakuandikia SMS Mara tena ukajifanya hujamsikia!!msj zinasikika!?

 

[bBusneM]

Acha uoga mama Ni mama yako tu huyo analiwa bila hatia

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[luckyline]

What if ana ngoma?

 

[mangatara]

Nakuuliza, Je, huyo jamaa yako umekula naye amini?? Tambua kuwa mlikutana tu njiani ila hukujua ka mamake angekuja kukutamani. Jambo la kufanya ni kuwa; Muite huyo mama, sema naye na umwambie ajitambue tu kuwa yeye ni mke wa mtu na mke wa mtu ni sumu. Sasa, kama kweli anajua kuwa weye ni rafiki wa mwanaye, basi weye ni rafiki wa nyumba yake yaani pamoja na mumewe. Hivyo kufanya naye tendo hilo ni unafiki mkubwa.

Mwambie kuwa, hujisikii kumkashifu rafiki yako kwani hajui mlianzia wapi. Akiendelea kukusumbua itabidi umwambie rafiki yako. Tena mtishie kuwa uliwahi kumchukua video na sauti yake unayo kuonesha anavyokusumbua usiku.
Mwambie umeificha mbali kwenye sm nyingine utakayo itoa siku hiyo mbele za rafiki yako. Nadhani ataogopa. Vinginevyo, kama anakuvutia onja tu asali

 

[mangyi]

Duh. Kweli cku hzi tumekosa maamuuzi. Bro mpige marufuku kukutafuta.

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[Robidinyo]

Hiki ni Kyai kyamoto Mura Musane Wane.

 

[bruda]

What are you waiting for?

 

[Abubakar Karsan]

Mle haraka na wala usimcheleweshe,halafu mpige dabo

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[Old story]

Duuuu ni htr

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[simba tupo wengi]

Akikupigia mwambie upo na mkwe utampigia halafu kata, sms usijibu. Akipiga pokea mwambie Nipo na mkwe ntakupigia mama, Akipiga pokea mwambie mama shikamoo, naomba ntakurudia naona mkweo kanibana hapa halafu kata' siku nyingine tafuta mtoto wa kike Akipiga pokea mpe aongee amwambie yupo bafuni atakurudia. We chukulia kama mchezo yeye Atachoka tu.