Makamu Mkuu wa Chuo cha St. Joseph akaribia kutumbuliwa kwa kuchezea Elimu Tanzania

May 5, 2017
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Dear Students of SJCET, Fellow Comrades,You doomed students who by such bad luck happen to be spies for our foes(Bhaskara Raju,Jaison Jacob and,Ranjith),Staff of SJCET,Dear Sisters,Fathers,and whomever it may concern!

At the critical point we have reached I,the City Hunter,have decided that there's no point in hiding anything from you and that I can't trouble our fellow students who are unfortunately spies for our foes.
Herein I will, in a serious manner, relate to you the *offences* by the *Vice Chancellor* Dr. Bhaskara Raju.The aim and objective is to win this war. Generals fight wars to win.My aim is to remove Dr. Bhaskara Raju from his post effective immediately after the release of this document.Ladies and gentlemen,to win a 100 battles is not a height of skill but to subdue the enemy without force is!I will not physically fight this old fool, I will subdue him without force and he will surely resign from his post. Let's see what I am talking about:
1.LEGAL ENVIRONMENT:
According to the Universities Act of 2005 a Vice Chancellor *must* be a Senior Lecturer of the level of Associate Professor/Assistant Professor/Professor.Such an official in Tanzania will always bear a title of Prof. Mama Ndalichako is an Associate Professor but we call her Prof.Ndalichako.Kitila Mkumbo is also an Associate Professor but we call him Prof. Kitila Mkumbo. What is obvious here is that if this Vice Chancellor is called Dr. Bhaskara then he is not yet even an Assistant Professor.Any Vice Chancellor must write on annual basis not less than 5 publications,but Dr. Bhaskara Raju can't even publish one for crying out loud!!Have you ever seen one? Don't tell me you don't know what is meant by ''publication''! The good thing is that even the TCU knows and has been overheard saying that it is a matter of time before this unfit Vice Chancellor is *sucked*!Well, that time ladies and gentlemen in TCU is *NOW*.Suck this unqualified man.
2.BENEVOLENCE AND PATRIOTISM
This filthy man has gone far to tarnish the image of our Tanzanian charisma. He forcefully bangs his secretary Ms. Salome threatening her that he will suck her out if she doesn't(You women help out Ms. Salome),he is a porn addict, he is the one responsible for overworking our staff without OC. You want to know who frustrates our lectures? Who doesn't like it when you pass?Who uses the name of TCU to justify his stupid acts? It is this filthy man! He has become so addicted to pornography that all he thinks is that pleasure and his real work he just treats as a disturbance!In any war know your enemy.This enemy of ours is morally unstable and that enough can give you power to make a swift strike and 'kill' the enemy.
3.STUDENTS' ACADEMICS AND AFFAIRS.
Do you want to know the man responsible for your supplementaries? He just keeps psychologically torturing the HODs when students pass at a good percentage!Come on Mr. Vice Chancellor!Even the past SOSJUCET has issued two reports to advise you how to appraise quality assurance but stupid as you are you have gone to an extent of using the name of TCU as an excuse to please yourself saying that TCU will rebuke our college on grounds of poor quality assurance!Seriously? You purposely threaten the tranquility of our lecturers and students fail just so that you can report to TCU that our QA is better? How stupid? What a desperate fellow?Do you think this is like watching the pornography you watch everyday?
Just not long ago,you made sure you interfere with the smooth running of an enquiry committee leading to the *DISCONTINUATION* of 10 Tanzanian students . What happened is that principles of natural justice weren't observed!You made sure you charge the students with fake cases where possible just so that they're found guilty!And yes! The enquiry committee was so threatened by your calibre that it didn't even scrutinize the cases and ended up recommending a punishment that's appealing to you! Well you uncivilized fellow do you know what that discontinuation means? 3 years home after which you are to start again as a fresher! This magnitude of punishment already requires you to be totally satisfied with the facts and weigh their gravity! But you can't think of that Mr. Vice Chancellor because all you do is to watch porn!Maybe this is why you haven't published any paper since you became a Vice Chancellor.You didn't end there. You are now messing with the SOSJUCET.Do you know what is a Students' organization? Do you want me to arrest you right after you are sucked from your job and sue you for messing with the system?Students' organization is an official platform to prepare Tanzanian leaders. Anything illegal and stupid you do that affects the SOSJUCET sends shockwaves to the future of this nation! Do you think you can survive the aftermath of your stupidity at this level of magnitude of your nuisance?a hell *NO*!The SOSJUCET via its President wrote to Prof. Ndalichako reminding her of the waraka! You went on to press false charges against him so that you can *rusticate* him!How fortunate for you that your puppets in the *ENQUIRY COMMITTEE* made sure that they use false charges to rusticate the President of SOSJUCET.But to me that is *FOOLISH* and *UNFORGIVABLE*!As I have warned you,you cannot send shock waves to the future of this nation and survive. *YOU WILL PERISH MR. BHASKARA RAJU*.And to your *puppets and advocates* Mr. Jaison Jacob and Mr. Ranjith, be ready, I'm the reason your *boss* is going down and once I'm done with him, I'm coming for you!Whether you obey now and repent or you keep being arrogant that'll determine what fall is going to hit you. *BEWARE*.

Well now ladies and gentlemen it is a high time that I announce to you that I, the City Hunter, am here to set straight all things these useless fellows have set astray. He is good in attack that General whose opponents do not know where to defend.Captain Sully in 2009 became a hero in USA for his patriotism.The commercial plane he was flying got hit by birds and both engines were lost. As a result he called the control towers and they redirected him to land.But experienced as he was, knowing that he was carrying many lives with him in the plane, he made a brave choice;down him was a long river; so he took the risk of landing on the river. He told all the passengers *''BRACE FOR IMPACT''*.And they braced for impact and in what seemed as a hilarious and historical landing, that plane landed, breaking the history of all emergency water landings in USA which previously had all failed. I, the city hunter, like Captain Sully,our engines having been hit by Mr. VC and his puppets, have seen that our only option for ''landing this plane of sorrows and pain''is to land on the ''water'' because these ''birds'' think that we're going to return back to the ''airport" we're coming from but hell *we're not! "*.We are going to land safely on the "water" I see down us and experienced as I am,i know we're going to make it. So ladies and gentlemen,i,the City Hunter, tell you to *BRACE FOR IMPACT*,get ready to land!
*BURN THE BOATS AND FACE THE ENEMY*,we have already won this war strategically and now let's match to *VICTORY*.
AJITUMBUE AU ATUMBULIWEEEEE.... STAY TUNED.

Yours loving and caring,
*THE CITY HUNTER*.
 
Maisha ya uonezi st. J aka uhindini hayajaisha tu!?
Kumaliza chuo hapo yataka uvumilivu wa hali ya juu.
T.X Anath bado yupo!?
 
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