Majina ya kiswahili kwa wageni

[Ambassador]

What do you call an Indian looking out of a window? - Diri Shah
What about an Indian who does not finish his food - Baki Shah
An Indian standing on one leg - Balan Singh
An Indian who is a tourist - Site Singh
A Chinese with a terminal disease - Soon Gon Die
An indian Manamba(conductor) - Shuki Shah
An indian who loves discos - Dan Singh
An indian Lawyer - Prakti Singh
An Indian teacher - Someh Shah
An indian messenger - Fiki Shah
A blind Indian - Not Singh
An indian with diarrhoea - Ende Shah
A Indian who lends money - Kope Shah
A Japanese running away from fire - Harakisha Kunamoto

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Job true true= kazi kweli kweli

 

[BabaDesi]

A Japanese who does not enjoy these Jokes - Hatakagi Mizaha