Vawulence
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- Jan 4, 2009
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Magic Apple
A young fellow ran into an
old man who was carring
a bag. "What's in the bag?" the
youngster asked. "magic apples", the old
man replied. "Prove it", said the young
man. "Well, besides apples,
what is your favorite two
fruits?" asked the old man. "Watermelon and
peaches", he answered. The man handed him an
apple and told him to try
it out. The boy took a bite
and said that it tasted like
a watermelon. "Ok, turn it
over", he said. The boy did and took
another bite and said that
it tasted like a peach. The youngster still wasn't
convinced that they were
magic. The old fellow told him to
name something else that
he liked to eat. "I like to eat pussy." he
snapped. The man handed him
another apple and told
him to try it. He took a big bite, spit it
out, wipped his mouth
and esclaimed, "That
tasted like shit". The old man looked at
him, smiled and said,
"Turn it over."
A young fellow ran into an
old man who was carring
a bag. "What's in the bag?" the
youngster asked. "magic apples", the old
man replied. "Prove it", said the young
man. "Well, besides apples,
what is your favorite two
fruits?" asked the old man. "Watermelon and
peaches", he answered. The man handed him an
apple and told him to try
it out. The boy took a bite
and said that it tasted like
a watermelon. "Ok, turn it
over", he said. The boy did and took
another bite and said that
it tasted like a peach. The youngster still wasn't
convinced that they were
magic. The old fellow told him to
name something else that
he liked to eat. "I like to eat pussy." he
snapped. The man handed him
another apple and told
him to try it. He took a big bite, spit it
out, wipped his mouth
and esclaimed, "That
tasted like shit". The old man looked at
him, smiled and said,
"Turn it over."
