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Madhara ya Ushuzi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Isaac, Dec 5, 2010.

  1. Isaac

    Isaac JF-Expert Member

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    This is a story about a
    couple who had been
    happily married for
    years. The only friction in
    their marriage was the
    husband's habit of farting loudly every morning
    when he awoke. The noise would wake his
    wife and the smell would
    make her eyes water and
    make her gasp for air. Every morning she would
    plead with him to stop
    ripping them off because
    it was making her sick. He
    told her he couldn't stop
    and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to
    see a
    doctor. She was concerned
    that one day he would
    blow his guts out. The years went by and he
    continued to rip them out!
    Then one Thanksgiving
    morning as she was
    preparing the turkey for
    dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she
    looked at the bowl where
    she had put the turkey
    innards and neck, gizzard,
    liver and all the spare
    parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and
    went upstairs where her
    husband was sound asleep
    and, gently pulling back
    the bed covers, she pulled
    back the elastic waistband of his underpants and
    emptied the bowl of
    turkey guts into his
    shorts. Some time later she heard
    her husband waken with
    his usual trumpeting
    which was followed by a
    blood curdling scream and
    the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into
    the bathroom. The wife could hardly
    control herself as she
    rolled on the floor
    laughing, tears in her
    eyes! After years of
    torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty
    good. About twenty minutes
    later, her husband came
    downstairs in his
    bloodstained underpants
    with a look of horror on
    his face. She bit her lip as she
    asked him what was the
    matter. He said, "Honey,
    you were right. All these
    years you have warned
    me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean?"
    asked his wife. "Well, you always told me
    that one day I would end
    up farting my guts out,
    and today it finally
    happened. But by the
    grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two
    fingers, I think I got most
    of them back in.
  2. Fab

    Fab JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaha inaelekea mke alikufa kwa kihoro...:party:
  3. G

    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe jamaa aliifanya kama sports!
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeeee duuh
  5. Edward Teller

    Edward Teller JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh-teh-kazid kuharibu