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Little Zachary

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Titus, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. Titus

    Titus Member

    Oct 22, 2008
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    Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
    His parents had tried everything... Tutors,
    Mentors, flash cards,
    Special learning centers. In short, everything
    They could think of to help his math.
    Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took
    Zachary down and enrolled him
    in the local Catholic school. After the first
    day, little Zachary came home with a very
    serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello.
    Instead, he went straight to his room and
    started studying. Books and papers were spread
    out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.
    His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
    To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back
    to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back
    hitting the books as hard as before. This went on
    for some time, day after day, while the mother
    tried to understand what made all the difference.
    Finally, little Zachary brought home his report
    card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his
    room and hit the books. With great trepidation,
    his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,
    little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no
    longer hold her curiosity.
    She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it?
    Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and
    shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied,
    Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the
    uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT REALLY?"
    Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on
    the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to
    the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling a round."

    for heavens sake, please take your children to church
  2. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

    Oct 22, 2008
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    ...Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

    Oct 23, 2008
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    Teh! Teh! Teh! You made my day!