Limbwata na faida zake

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WANT TO KNOW WHAT LIMBWATA MEANS?

Mara nyingine mtu akiishi maisha ya kujali familia uambiwa amelishwa
Limbwata aidha na Ndugu au Marafuki. Consider the following, LIMBWATA facts

A) If LIMBWATA is to allow your wife to be a partner and participant in
formulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser
spenders than men.

B) If LIMBWATA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto to
purchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband at
RIVERSIDE or GAZA ONE or pale kwa MACHENI
then I support that men are affected by LIMBWATAz

C) If a LIMBWATAz husband is the one who won't spend ALL the monthly salary
with NYUMBA NDOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then
HONGERA to all LIMBWATAz husbands.

E) If LIMBWATA means that a MUME spends quality time with his MKE and
WATOTO, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then;
"Watu Walishwe LIMBWATA forever".

f) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,
that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE
LIMBWATAz.

G) If LIMBWATA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seek
assistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried
all the altanertives in vain, then LIMBWATAz LIDUMU MAISHA .

H) If LIMBWATA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you
are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena,
consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA
LIMBWATAz.

I) If LIMBWATA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife
and kids are your next of KIN then HONGERA WALE WOTE WALILISHWA LIMBWATA.

Na ukae hivyo hivyo kaka! KAMA UMELISHWA LIMBWATA, WEWE NI BINGWA!!
Tell you WIFE to add More LIMBWATAz​
 
WANT TO KNOW WHAT LIMBWATA MEANS?

Mara nyingine mtu akiishi maisha ya kujali familia uambiwa amelishwa
Limbwata aidha na Ndugu au Marafuki. Consider the following, LIMBWATA facts

A) If LIMBWATA is to allow your wife to be a partner and participant in
formulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser
spenders than men.

B) If LIMBWATA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto to
purchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband at
RIVERSIDE or GAZA ONE or pale kwa MACHENI
then I support that men are affected by LIMBWATAz

C) If a LIMBWATAz husband is the one who won't spend ALL the monthly salary
with NYUMBA NDOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then
HONGERA to all LIMBWATAz husbands.

E) If LIMBWATA means that a MUME spends quality time with his MKE and
WATOTO, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then;
"Watu Walishwe LIMBWATA forever".

f) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,
that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE
LIMBWATAz.

G) If LIMBWATA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seek
assistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried
all the altanertives in vain, then LIMBWATAz LIDUMU MAISHA .

H) If LIMBWATA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you
are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena,
consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA
LIMBWATAz.

I) If LIMBWATA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife
and kids are your next of KIN then HONGERA WALE WOTE WALILISHWA LIMBWATA.

Na ukae hivyo hivyo kaka! KAMA UMELISHWA LIMBWATA, WEWE NI BINGWA!!
Tell you WIFE to add More LIMBWATAz​
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...halafu baada ya ya yote hayo juu, unapoendelea kumsamehe Mkeo ambaye kila anapo cheat anakuja na visingizio kama, "shetani tu alinipitia mume wangu", hapo ujue LIMBWATA limekukolea haswa!
 
I sopport 'Nyani Ngabu' to demand the meaning of Limbwata in the 1st place. Is it a herb? Where can I get some? How do I prescribe it depending on the results I expect? Please furnish us with this vital info.
 
X-PASTER said:
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f) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,
that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE
LIMBWATAz.
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Is it necessary to wait until she is sick or over burdened?
 
Nilisikia zamani vijiweni, limbwata ni nyama iwekwayo ukeni (kwenye K) kama siku nzima!! Halafu inatolewa ikiwa almost fermented na inapikwa na kupewa muhusika. Ukiisha ila tu, husikii huambiwi, mkeo anaweza amua kucheat mzee wala huoni, hata mkeo akileta njemba nyumbani huelewi unakuwa umepumbazwa fulani. Mzee wa kushinda ndani na msuri........binafsi siamini mambo haya....ila kwa kuwa yanasemwa huenda yapo....
 
Masanilo said:
Nilisikia zamani vijiweni, limbwata ni nyama iwekwayo ukeni (kwenye K) kama siku nzima!! Halafu inatolewa ikiwa almost fermented na inapikwa na kupewa muhusika. Ukiisha ila tu, husikii huambiwi, mkeo anaweza amua kucheat mzee wala huoni, hata mkeo akileta njemba nyumbani huelewi unakuwa umepumbazwa fulani. Mzee wa kushinda ndani na msuri........binafsi siamini mambo haya....ila kwa kuwa yanasemwa huenda yapo....
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?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? eti?????
 
Masanilo said:
Nilisikia zamani vijiweni, limbwata ni nyama iwekwayo ukeni (kwenye K) kama siku nzima!! Halafu inatolewa ikiwa almost fermented na inapikwa na kupewa muhusika. Ukiisha ila tu, husikii huambiwi, mkeo anaweza amua kucheat mzee wala huoni, hata mkeo akileta njemba nyumbani huelewi unakuwa umepumbazwa fulani. Mzee wa kushinda ndani na msuri........binafsi siamini mambo haya....ila kwa kuwa yanasemwa huenda yapo....
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Intresting! sasa hiyo nyama inawekwa ikiwa mbichi au imeshapikwa...ili nami nijaribu pia huenda hubby akatulia!lol
 
Masanilo said:
Nilisikia zamani vijiweni, limbwata ni nyama iwekwayo ukeni (kwenye K) kama siku nzima!! Halafu inatolewa ikiwa almost fermented na inapikwa na kupewa muhusika. Ukiisha ila tu, husikii huambiwi, mkeo anaweza amua kucheat mzee wala huoni, hata mkeo akileta njemba nyumbani huelewi unakuwa umepumbazwa fulani. Mzee wa kushinda ndani na msuri........binafsi siamini mambo haya....ila kwa kuwa yanasemwa huenda yapo....
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Mkuu,

Kwa maana hiyo wale wanaokwenda "CHUMVINI" wakati wa majambozi ni 100% limbwated?
 
Baba_Enock said:
Mkuu,

Kwa maana hiyo wale wanaokwenda "CHUMVINI" wakati wa majambozi ni 100% limbwated?
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Hawa sasa ni rahisi kwao kukaona kama katakuwepo...suppose kwa maelezo ya juu kuwa kanawekwa kwa siku nzima....So wachimba chumvi hawawezi kukubwa na tatizo la kuwekewa libwata.

Ila sasa kukaa uko uvinza kwa siku nzima lazima katakuwa kameshakwiva ndio kanawekwa....kwani kabichi..kisha kaende kwenye moto...basi kanakwisha nguvu....kwani si kenyewe tu..nahisi huwa kanachanganywa na vingine...
 
Buswelu said:
Hawa sasa ni rahisi kwao kukaona kama katakuwepo...suppose kwa maelezo ya juu kuwa kanawekwa kwa siku nzima....So wachimba chumvi hawawezi kukubwa na tatizo la kuwekewa libwata.

Ila sasa kukaa uko uvinza kwa siku nzima lazima katakuwa kameshakwiva ndio kanawekwa....kwani kabichi..kisha kaende kwenye moto...basi kanakwisha nguvu....kwani si kenyewe tu..nahisi huwa kanachanganywa na vingine...
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Wakuu,

I hope hicho kipande hakiwezi kuwa cha "mnyama" aka "KITIMOTO", kwa maana utengezaji wake kama kitoweo unaweza kuondosha uwezo wa mtu kuwa "limbwated"
 
X-PASTER said:
WANT TO KNOW WHAT LIMBWATA MEANS?

Mara nyingine mtu akiishi maisha ya kujali familia uambiwa amelishwa
Limbwata aidha na Ndugu au Marafuki. Consider the following, LIMBWATA facts

A) If LIMBWATA is to allow your wife to be a partner and participant in
formulating the family budget, then I support it, becoz women are wiser
spenders than men.

B) If LIMBWATA means that the family money is used by Mama Watoto to
purchase stuff at Kariakoo rather than being drunk by the husband at
RIVERSIDE or GAZA ONE or pale kwa MACHENI
then I support that men are affected by LIMBWATAz

C) If a LIMBWATAz husband is the one who won't spend ALL the monthly salary
with NYUMBA NDOGO or at KITIMOTO Bar (while his KIDS starve) then
HONGERA to all LIMBWATAz husbands.

E) If LIMBWATA means that a MUME spends quality time with his MKE and
WATOTO, instead of engaging in dubious investments where he is CONNED then;
"Watu Walishwe LIMBWATA forever".

f) If LIMBWATA means that when MKEO is SICK you help her with work,
that when she is over burdened you extend a helping hand then LONG LIVE
LIMBWATAz.

G) If LIMBWATA means that you DON'T BEAT UP your wife, that you seek
assistance from your wife for they are called helpers when you have tried
all the altanertives in vain, then LIMBWATAz LIDUMU MAISHA .

H) If LIMBWATA means that you treat your wife as a human being, that you
are polite, don't bark at her like a dog, DONT growl at her like a hyena,
consider that after work she is as stressed as you are then VIVA
LIMBWATAz.

I) If LIMBWATA means that you are at home after work, and that your wife
and kids are your next of KIN then HONGERA WALE WOTE WALILISHWA LIMBWATA.

Na ukae hivyo hivyo kaka! KAMA UMELISHWA LIMBWATA, WEWE NI BINGWA!!
Tell you WIFE to add More LIMBWATAz​
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kiukweli wanaume wengi hawaelewi nini kinachomfanya msichana atafute mtu mwengine wa kumkidhi haja zake pale anapohisi mume hamkidhi kimapenzi wavulana wengi wamekuwa na mawazo yakuwa kufanya mapenzi mara kwa mara kama vile wanvofanya majogo kila dakika ndio amekuwa bingwa ukweli kuna mengi katika kufanya mapenzi na kufikia msichama aridhike kuwa na kichwa kikubwa haina maana unaakili nyingi
 
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sometimes hata ukimpenda mkeo,ukamsikiliza utaambiwa LIMBWATA.ukiwahi kurudi nyumbani walau upumzike na familia baada ya kuhangaiko mingi watasema LIMBWATA.ukimpa nafasi mkeo ya kusikilizwa katika ndoa watasema LIMBWATA.

confusion!
 
dgeouff said:
sometimes hata ukimpenda mkeo,ukamsikiliza utaambiwa LIMBWATA.ukiwahi kurudi nyumbani walau upumzike na familia baada ya kuhangaiko mingi watasema LIMBWATA.ukimpa nafasi mkeo ya kusikilizwa katika ndoa watasema LIMBWATA.

confusion!
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