Life atfer death...

[daughter]

Boss: "Bongani, do you believe in Life after Death?"
Bongani: "Ack-tually, no, Sir!"
Boss: "Why not?"
Bongani: "Well, basickully, dêr is no proof that it ack-tually exists, Boss."
Boss: "Well, there is proof now."
Bongani: ‘Hai-bo! Seri-aaasss?’

Boss: ‘Yes absolutely.After you left early yesterday to go for your aunt’s funeral,she came here looking for you.’

Bongani: ‘Eeeiissssssshhhhhh…………..’Bongani: "Hai-bo! Seri-aaass?"

 

[Ndibalema]

So jamaa aliomba ruhusa kwa kusingizia ant yake amekufa?
Tehe tehe tehe tehe!!

 

[Partyrobert]

Mke alikufa, akakutana na mumewe mbinguni. Akamwambia 'mume wangu bora tumekutana tuendeleze mapenzi yetu.'

Mume akajibu 'weee! Weee! Tuliapa kifo ndio kitatutenganisha. Huku mbinguni nipo single, kuna malaika namfukuzia usije ukaniaharibia buree.'

Chezea Life after Death wee!!!

 

[Partyrobert]

Balaa hy

 

[manizzle]

Hahahaaaaa

 

[Elkandy]

Hahahahahaha

 

[HARUFU]

Imetulia

 

[SHIEKA]

Mke alikufa, akakutana na mumewe mbinguni. Akamwambia 'mume wangu bora tumekutana tuendeleze mapenzi yetu.'

Mume akajibu 'weee! Weee! Tuliapa kifo ndio kitatutenganisha. Huku mbinguni nipo single, kuna malaika namfukuzia usije ukaniaharibia buree.'

Chezea Life after Death wee!!!

Beautiful! I liked it.

 

[ncm]

Huuuuuuu!