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Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you
to check this..
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but
was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the
PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request
you
to check this..
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the
door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but
was
unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon
which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a
single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the
PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My
Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my
office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr Bill Gates :
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
