Let's play a game

[mbwana semsimbazi]

*Let's play a game...*

Find your BIRTHDAY MONTH, DAY and
YEAR and *form a sentence...*

Select your month


Jan : I need
Feb : I killed
Mar : I slept with
Apr : I raped
May : I slapped
Jun : I hugged
Jul : I played with
Aug : I jumped on
Sep : I got drunk with
Oct : I spit on
Nov : I kissed
Dec : I love
SELECT A DAY
01- Someone
02- a donkey
03- a monkey
04- a baboon
05- an elephant
06- my cousin
07- my girlfriend/boyfriend
08- Ronaldo
09- Nicky Minaj
10- a clown
11- a drunkard
12- a virgin
13- a hobo
14- a genius
15- a gorilla
16- Chris Brown
17- a pig
18- a model
19- Nobody
20- my dog
21- my first love
22- my ex
23- an old man
24- a dinosaur
25- Kim Kardashian
26- a prostitute
27- the lecturer
28- my best friend
29- a cat
30- an old friend
31- an idiot
Select the year of birth...
1980- in a bar
1981- in a car park
1982- in a dirty pond
1983- in an ocean
1984- in a police van
1985- in a garage
1986- in a forest
1987- in a swimming pool
1988- in a toilet
1989- in a garden
1990- in a hotel room
1991- in a bus
1992- in a taxi
1993- on my bed
1994- in the river
1995- in our room
1996- on the playground
1997- with out my pants
1998- on the house roof
1999- with my eyes open
2000- but I'm lying
2001- in the grave yard
2002- in the bathroom
2003- always
2004- today
2005- on my birthday.

*Whats your funny sentence.????*

No cheating

 

[LUBEDE]

i slept with a prostitute in a dirty pond-GOSH!

 

[rubii]

I kissed the lecturer....

 

[CleverKING]

Mleta mada naona unatumia trick ya kizamani sana ilikujua umri wa watu!! Nimekushtukia.

 

[havanna]

I got drunk with someone in a garden

 

[fyddell]

Hahaha I got my own sentence. Very fascinating

 

[NAHINGA]

Mleta mada naona unatumia trick ya kizamani sana ilikujua umri wa watu!! Nimekushtukia.

Halafu amaenzia mwaka 1980 sasa waliozaliwa nyuma ya hapo inakuaje?

 

[Athy Sal]

Siiamini sentensi niliyoipata! Nitaunda tume ya uchunguzi.

 

[Athy Sal]

I kissed Nicky Minaj. Inatosha kwa leo

 

[kamwendo]

I kissed my first love on my bed.

So funny!!

 

[Honey Faith]

Miaka ya kuanzia sabini mbona haipo?Nimeshindwa kutunga sentesi

 

[Mentor]

Miaka ya kuanzia sabini mbona haipo?Nimeshindwa kutunga sentesi

Mimi mwenyewe nimeishia, "I need my bestfriend ...."

 

[Gman-lz]

January

 

[Gman-lz]

I need my cousin in an ocean

 

[Kidowle]

I slapped kim kadarshian in a toilet biashii mazafaka

 

[Honey Faith]

Mimi mwenyewe nimeishia, "I need my bestfriend ...."

Wametubagua kwakweli

 

[Athy Sal]

Wametubagua kwakweli

Chagua category one na two Honey Faith

 

[MarianaTrench]

Siiamini sentensi niliyoipata! Nitaunda tume ya uchunguzi.

Ha ha ha....naomba kuwa mjumbe katika tume hiyo.

 

[elineema William]

Nyingne hazifai kusema mana n vituko vya karne Hahahahha

 

[MarianaTrench]

I played with an old friend in a bus.